Office worker at note.
If your cabinet is frequently entered without knocking, hang a target for darts from the inside on the door.
Verified!

...and everyone remembers how in childhood they loved to watch the driver of the garbage truck pick up and dump garbage from the tanks into the car?)

Atropos: Sensational results showed DNA analysis of the remains of Adolf Hitler: his skull belonged to a woman.%)
Are British scientists back in trouble?

XXX: What are you doing?
Yyy: I work in the pop face
I’m not strong in anatomy, of course, but you’re still a mutant.

The real news...
In the Motovilikhin district of Perm, a 37-year-old man jumped out of the window because white people and fascists were chasing him.

Stinx: Yesterday I got a roll of toilet paper.
Stinx: if you look along the lines of the gap - there are three short pieces, three long ones and again three short ones :D
Stinx: her expedition is made by former military communicators, driven into the bunker and working for food! :D
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hint:...--- on Morse SOS

My wife on Friday night:
We will change bodies for the weekend. You will cook, and I will want you!

Here is this hole:
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Translated
Hardly finished the tower.
I sit on the neck of my parents.
Secret skills, but no seizure.
Funny at WOW.
I want to get a grandmother.
To sit down soon.
I have a lot of hobbies that everyone should know about.

To whom did you surrender such naphids?
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Let’s start a new Hollywood. Transfer back to:

- We need only employees with 10 years of experience, and where you will get this experience - we will fool, but not with us.
All the youths are lazy lambs. It’s not like us, who wandered under Lenin, Stalin, and Putin, from 10 years old, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
I have mastered these devices for 3 years, and now every second uses them better than me. It is offensive.
What other games? What a vacation? to work, the fool.
I’m going to rub each ruble, and you’ll be too.
I will only walk my feet forward from my position and at least look up.
I am a boring shit. I know nothing in life except work from morning to night and beer on the couch on weekends. The youths are all out! To work, to fuck!

Everyone who thinks so, do a favor - go naked and beat the wall there.

She: What will it be for me?
See also: rape
Mmm... and in more detail?