I sit with my 5 year old daughter and eat lunch. She thoughtfully looks away... She says: “Mom, remember, Valera has a page in the book that says that in ancient times beautiful girls were considered witches and burned on fires? So here we and Valera watched the cartoon, there they said that such girls were called not witches, in prostitutes.

xxx: and why, led zeppelin is, it turns out, a LED conductor?

Interestingly, waking up a few minutes before the alarm clock is a curse or a great gift?? to
It is old age.

XXX: What about the parts?
YYY: The best of all! And with you?
XX: I have already worked in two fields.
yyy: cool, and I am in one rectangular parallel

xxx: It's another thing, I've now pulled 5 times - from where a coin of 10 copies fell on the floor.
I felt like an 8-bit hero.

Faculty of Philology, Seminar on History of Literature.
The Prep:
So, in the 18th century, the reform of the Russian poem was carried out... The back of the party, what do you burst there? Dissatisfied with the reform?

xxx: And our synoptics every time give an announcement on the search for experienced puzzles. And for some reason every month they buy a wagon of animals, and then sell out bodies without insides.

by Ibigdan
In Europe, a recent social survey asked retirees to say what they would change in their lives if they could start it all over again (you could choose from several options). 12% said they would spend more time studying, 16% would start their own business, 21% would choose another spouse, and 40% would invest more in savings. But 70% said they would have more sex.

And you?

Golf is a sport in which the main thing is not the outcome, but the partners.

A good memory.

At the beginning of the twentieth century, which was well known.
“Silver”, in one honorary gathering famous Moscow artist
Mikhail Chekhov read the stories of his great uncle. He was still very young, but very popular among the enlightened Moscow public. It was Moscow, because it was less biased, more tolerant and benevolent than the capital, St. Petersburg. It is a known fact that when
Chekhov the Elder with his "Chayka" was mercilessly abused in Peter, and so worried that he even thought of a bullet in a whisk. Moscow was so well received that the notorious "Chayka" even became the emblem of the famous childhood.
Stanislavsky and Nemirovich – the public theatre, the future of the MHAT.

I write so long that the younger Chekhov in North Pamir would obviously be drowned, because he had neither a high height nor a luxurious baritone, and played too much for Peter "spinning". Running forward, I will say that the nephew of the classic in life has succeeded. He went into emigration and became a major theorist and teacher of acting, the creator of his own system, competing with the system of Stanislavsky.
Paul-Hollywood of the golden age studied with him. He was an actor from
God,” but who in Russia, rich in talents, you will be surprised by this... So, the young Misha reads early uncle’s stories, reads gambling and cuddling. The audience whispered, but wondered: "what is this Michelle spars on the book, hasn't had time to learn? Younger Chekhov was indeed sitting on a low podium and reading stories from a thick book in a luxurious wrapping, swirling the pages with a shell, tossing deliciously on his fingers.

The misunderstanding hanged with a soft smoke over the confused hall and finally thickened to the anthrax. For the break, Mikhail went under the fluid cotton of the listeners, pictured and carelessly dropped the book on the table.

The exchange of views began immediately. Some suspected that some canonical stories were unconsciously perverted. The guests aimed to find out from which edition Mishka spares. One, the most courageous, jumped up to the table and opened the book. Surprisedly shouting, he showed the open turn to the public – there were interwoven clean sheets. Everyone was amazed, and then even a little angry, that they became victims of the joke of this young man. However, in the end, the start of the second division was enthusiastically welcomed.

Scientists say that the human body only grows until the age of 25.
But probably neither the stomach nor the ass know about it.

I decided to cook meat brought from hunting today.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I guess it is delicious))
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh My wife will be a surprise. She is just knocking at the door.
...
Do you know what she brought from the store? The Ananas! T.T

I’ve become accustomed that if the second window in the browser opens, it’s porn/poker/mega-diets, etc., but it’s not the site of “United Russia”.

Dasha
You are not a pair of shoes.

Dmitry
You will not be photographed from the dead.

I have stomach pain, so someone in it has gastritis.

P: Visa, an example of a tough recursion urgently! I am being tortured =)
W: Well, see, for example, Pop stands in front of the mirror, and is baptized because it seems to him that in the mirror pop is baptized...
P: You are as harsh as always.

A familiar with the name Titov meets with a girl named Clishna. All his friends troll her about the fact that when she marries him, she will take a double surname Clishna-Titova!

The Chinese launched their first Chinese space station.
YYY: It’s a cover – it’s actually filled with plutonium and is meant to fall on the White House in 20 years, of course by accident.
In 20 years, the Chinese to the White House will break a tunnel underground, straight from China and blow it down.
YYY: They are already rowing it on the go - why do you think so many earthquakes in the Pacific Ocean lead to tsunamis?
xxx: aaah... here’s a bunch of Chinese shaking Japan from below, because they were bombed in the 1950s.
YYY: Yes, the shovels throw into the ceiling of the tunnel

I slept with a girl (not sleeping yet). I went to shower. I see, she has a shampoo "For cats" is worth it. I ask :
I: And that you have a cat shampoo in the shower, you don’t have a cat?
She: I’m my kiss.
I: I didn’t even dream that you would answer that.

The Russian leader once again stated that it is the people who elect the bodies of state power, expressing confidence that in the upcoming elections Russia is waiting for a genuine democratic choice, free from predetermination.