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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145247
 01.10.2017
If we talk about the chief, the very "beautiful" - in large and poor state offices. They perfectly combine the approach of merchants and budgeters. In the end, you have to call the indicators, because it is a shame to sit on the pope exactly for a fixed salary, but to get a fixed salary, because you are not a commercial sector here, you must understand! And yes, half of the employees are different kinds of friends and acquaintances of the rabbit – in the sense of your boss – who for years can’t master the simplest sequence of operations (because they don’t need it, and they won’t drive it out). And you must understand that you cannot go on vacation, they will not be able to do without you.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145246
 01.10.2017
In the original story of Uspensky
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The cat and the dog had a complex highly organized brain with self-awareness. By the way, if I am not mistaken (the childhood book is now unfortunately lost in the depths of the book deck), there was a portable sun, a tractor with a simple Scream and a chemical reactor, so it was easy to work on a compot or soup (interesting, and if it was a self-driving?The cow is a mutant, giving cooled milk directly in the exchange. There was nothing about my mother’s strange ability to move in space astonishingly quickly. So there are no insinuations, but cautious hypotheses that have the right to life.

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