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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №54207
 01.10.2011
XXX: The last thing I remember – when I was put in a taxi, paid for the trip, they said very compassionate "beware of yourself!"
You see, you remember everything.
XXX is yes. I remember a conversation with a taxi driver.
XXX: Sorry, but I’m here.
Oh shit, I too!
YYY =-O
XXX: I also tried to make that face expression. But broke out.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54206
 01.10.2011
prepared for work
Is there a Moscow license?
and no.
Well, okay, you’ll work like a portable version.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54205
 01.10.2011
dair_spb: I just remembered 2000, when the air conditioner in our office smelled every time after specialists came to replace the filters and what else there was. He smelled three days, then three months lived normally. Then the guys came again, something in it, he started smelling again.

A colleague claimed that they brought a fresh dead rat.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54204
 01.10.2011
A friend from Moscow, riding through the St. Petersburg metro station Alessandra Nevsky Square-2:
- It's that, so successful "Place of Alexander Nevsky" that they decided to release a sequel?

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