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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №70814
 01.10.2012
Tagged with: pizzac
They came and said, “You know this, tell me.”
Lav: I’m starting to explain how it’s right.
They interrupt, humiliate, insult, say I’m a lamb and I don’t understand anything, and they leave.
LAW: Why did you come?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70813
 01.10.2012
We are lying now with our wife and son, the son on the body is written - Bear loves cake and painted mice. My wife is such:

How do you translate "square"?
I – and how is it written?
Look at the child.
I - I see the inscription, I translate - Mouse loves cake
Yes is yes? And I thought beer loves saké.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №70812
 01.10.2012
xxx: I explained to a friend how to draw a block scheme 1 course
Why do I paint them? and :)
XXX: 1 course he does not yet know what to paint them. He is responsible :)
YYY :D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70811
 01.10.2012
Hackers from the Anonymous group rushed into my elevator.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70810
 01.10.2012
Mobile phones on Android:
EYE II EYE: 1500 millimeter-hours Social networks, toys, the internet, music – every day. Pleased as an elephant. What am I doing wrong?
Omen-1st: USB is not disconnected

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