Cellsul: "The ISS carries a disc with records about human genes and all the achievements of modern science..." If the BAC does not take a trip with the ISS, it will pump this version :)

The Metro. At the wall, an old lady stops, gets three cards out of the bag and deliberately removes them. I stop and look with curiosity. On the cardboard is written: on the first - "Help, the son dies!", on the second - "I collect for the repair of the temple", on the third - "The son died. There are three children"

by yatsutko.net

In the hospital room the temperature is 23 degrees. There are 4 patients with a temperature of 40 degrees, and one with an environmental temperature. Determine the average temperature of patients in this chamber"

Handbook "Statistics", 2008 g.v., theme "Average values".

(c) by Molly

Cold feet and cold hands.
When the heat will be given to these dogs!

How did you spend the weekend?
Qasi: I went to my friends in the village, in the family nest, so to speak. Discover an ancient tower
by Vasco :?
qasi: ughu, only earlier it was called "deliberately you will not think" and was printed in the journal "crocodile". All the weekend was rough.

I take an Aikido test. Question - insert the word to which any of the following adjectives suits - over-, ob-, u-, once(c)-, for-
There is nothing smarter than the word "fuck".

A: I wonder if there was at least one person who killed himself because he was very interested in what would happen after death, and waiting for it to come itself was an impatience/intolerance/leness?
B: my neighbor at 23 years old - according to eyewitnesses swallowed half a liter of vodka, smelled the road and shouted "hop-la-vat-i-ya" and made a salto down from the balcony of the 14th floor precisely for the mentioned reason.

In response to the UN ban on the open sale of drugs, the mayor of Amsterdam sneered, drank a bowl of condensed water and hid behind a stepler.
<StRiAgOrN> he-he

ZoomKnight: I remember when I was a kid my mom told me when they were going home.
ZoomKnight: "Listen to Mom, or you will wake up out with those uncles"
ZoomKnight: (showing the punk drinking vodka on the bench)
ZoomKnight: Fuck, I didn’t listen to my mom!!! T_T

Singing, how are the pants smoothed? First the back leg and then the front.
and XD

by Petya.

I got my military ticket last spring. After the military department of our brave. I go to the military. Everything is fixed on all the buttons.
All affairs will be pushed. I knock into the office to the rear rat and we begin to communicate.

Comrade Major, can you please address me?
and pass.
The Sergeant Igor. and. He arrived for a military ticket.
Why did you call me ‘Comrade’? Did you know that "Comrades" all were cancelled in 1991?! to
Oh sorry? How should I?
The Lord!
Do you know that the “Lords” were all shot in 1917?
The Mayor red, his eyes opened.
Go out!
I listen to.

I hear my face in the monitor, I hear the sound of the body falling behind the couch from behind, without turning around: “What’s fallen there?” and “Because of the couch, the brother’s absolutely calm voice: “Fonds markets.”

When I saw her, I almost fell:
Book: "How a name affects a person’s subconscious mind".
Autop :-)) by P. Dypilo

And you know that if in the abyss you press the right button on the plus and choose "open in a new window", a window with funny quotes will open?

Those who have not played in tetris, with the move from the apartment will be tight!

1. ppc - a pillow is sold in the pharmacy, which retains the shape of the head... type on other pillows the head to the morning stretches like a test
2 ) ) I have to sleep in a pot.

The Supreme Vitaly!
You are an atheist! I have already done everything I could for you! After you said that Odin in the collective was king and god, I began to call you god. With all of you! I changed the name of you to Ashke from "The Evil Admin" to "Atsky Odmin". I laugh at your jokes, compliment you about how delicious it smells from you! I’m soared to feed you candy and listen to jokes about blondes. I even pretend I’m not offended when you call me a writer!
If this quote appears on the tower, then the Odinis of Bash agree with me – yeah, you are the Aztic Odinis!!! and Vitaly! Well, please download the block on the site "In contact"!!!! to
Blonde by Julia

saved 2008-09-29 at 20:10)
Well, why, I was supposed to get married, and the calves on the street themselves began to approach and meet.

K-v-a-z-a-r I will explain to you! When you are married, you have clean and smooth clothes, you are shaved and fed.

Only in the morning, and long quotes to read already fall.

I bought a cartridge for the printer. From the instructions: "Do not touch the electrical contacts of the INE cartridge as shown in Fig.2."
Fuck, I’m getting broken now.