8 month pregnancy:
I will be happy when I can sleep on my stomach.
The drunk...
And displaced...
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I woke up tomorrow and turned on the computer. And it’s cold, so I wrapped myself in a blanket and sat behind a compost like a cocon. Twenty minutes later, my mom comes in, looks at me and says, “Son, you’d dress up. Or you sit like a fool in a blanket."
A good start of the day.
He told the cat to guard the cake and went to the kitchen for tea. I’m back – no cat, no cookies = (Gadina...
D: In fact, I deceived you about age, I’m not 24 like you, but almost 25.
Q: How soon?
1 year ago =(
Alexandra
I always wanted to have a friend like that.)
Alexandra
Gayly
Stanislaw
Why do you have such a friend? The men would take you away =)
Alexandra
It is))
Alexandra
My girlfriend is yes!
Alexandra
We would go out and go to shops.)
Alexandra
And if I had a guy, why should I have such a guy?
Alexandra
There would be two friends...
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According to rumors, pop-up actors come up with their pseudonyms on the principle:The name is the nickname of the first pet.The family is the name of the first street of residence.
Evgeny Turov
of Lenin ?
by Kononenko
Thora Lermontova =>
Natalia Ivanova
Do I mean solidarity?? to
Aliss
And I am, fucking, the button of Gagarin... :' ((
Vvv: Yesterday I went by bus at peak hour.
vvv: The bus is the old door current one.
Vvv: I stood at the end of the bus. At the next stop comes a fairly large crowd of people, the driver by loud communication: the passing to the back door!" the bus floor with surprise turns and finding its absence falls into a stupor*, the driver: "well, fun! * the bus floor with even greater confusion turns*, so it continues again 3 times, then someone of the passengers did not stand and stated to the entire bus what he thinks about the mental development of the driver, education and his orientation in space))) the driver's answer on the loud communication: "and this is what bus?" thrown passengers into rust)))
Basil : and
I’m going home now, my dear.
I was told in the support that the internet does not glide, but simply does not rush. Have they swallowed?
At the park, upon receipt of the passport, put the signature of his director.
K''yollar (00:58:27 1/10/2011)
If the teacher puts the student satisfactorily after the tenth transfer, it means that the student did not satisfy him, but borrowed.
Alekh: The daughter! You have drunk!? to
Robin_sp is Mom! I was gasoline!
Benzoila, did you drink?
Robin_sp: Yes, I have been drinking!
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English version of Angry Birds
From Contact:
On the wall: Guys, I urgently need a young man who speaks pretty fluently in English, in the name of the city. There is a single job.
First comment: I speak English fluently in /the name of the city/, but I am in shit and plan to stay in this state for a few more days.
Kashmir (21:59:13 29/09/2011)
I read how she betrayed her husband.
Caterpillar (21:59:17 29/09/2011)
I know what a sting she is.
Rihanna (22:03:22 29/09/2011)
Not a fact
Rihanna (22:03:40 29/09/2011)
The good lilies do not go away.
Dwight (22:03:47 29/09/2011)
and people :D
The murderer was the only victim of the explosion in Antalya
The loser.
Article on the hub about installing Ubuntu on the iMac. The author lives in the Netherlands.
One of the comments: Ah, here is she, the fate of a married man: among the mountains and the crowd of prostitutes to put on Mac Ubuntu...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh With whom I live!!! to
WOW again?
I’ve gotten used to everything, I’ve accepted everything, but this...
Q: Do you know that she was wet today?? to
Q: Remember I hanged a container with you in the bathroom for every hernia on the suckers?
WOW : well?
He went down today, and you know what she did? We have a glue in the bathroom, so she cut out 2 holes in it under the squeeze "to keep it better"...
ууу: Gḳ)))))))) and she has you in condoms circles "for ventilation" does not cut off by chance?)))
Oh my brother, don’t be afraid!
I wanted to buy jeans. I’m sitting here thinking like I’d more tactically explain to my husband why I bought an operative bar, beer, hange and a hat with some ears.
The evening of a hard day.
We are not Sisadmin! And we, the elephants!! to