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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70874
 01.10.2012
I turned on the TV now. The National Geographic. They are looking for the German submarines. Under the voice of the dictator show a chronicle of the fighting life of German sailors. In one of the footage showed how they charged a torpedo with the inscription. In the Russian. "For Stalin!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №70873
 01.10.2012
(13:54:19) Riot: still like the main character all the way in a helmet (never shoot for the movie) he covers almost all the face except the beard and lips
(13:54:34) Riot: so he demonstrated his acting skills with this piece better than a dwarf paralytic!
(13:54:50) Riot: a sad beard! a beard in anger, a thoughtful beard...
(13:55:14) Riot: and only a fun beard the viewer has not seen, because the hero is too brutal for all kinds of fun

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70872
 01.10.2012
by Lenta

FAS decided to put Russians in line for seats at the cemetery in order to fight corruption in this service market.

I could not write further...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №70871
 01.10.2012
111 - and I like porn with sanitary workers, with electricians, with gardeners there all kinds of)
222 - Is it because you are a sanitary engineer? x )
111 - No, of course it is too! But more important is the sense of justice that the working class punishes the bourgeois.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70870
 01.10.2012
The mechanical pop is burning again:

However, the collision speed of both probes relative to the asteroid should be quite impressive, from 10 to 30 km / s (36-108 km / h). Such speeds existing carrier missiles do not allow to develop.

The stone:
Have fun: "(36-108 km/h) Such speeds existing carrier missiles do not allow to develop..."
Connect to the Gepard.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №70869
 01.10.2012
Buy me a coat.
I: Look out the window.
I saw the shoes yesterday.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70868
 01.10.2012
A acquaintance (Z) sends photos of mice (Mongol sandwiches)...commentary after the transfer of files...

(Z) Photo 1 is Sam... but I have disgusting doubts that this black face (photo 2) named Dancer, Sam is choking... so Sam may soon turn into a Seed and fertilize me to a hero of mice... I am in thought... I will...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70867
 01.10.2012
* From the dispute of developers *
Go to DLL? We’re not at Microsoft working to fuck!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70866
 01.10.2012
K. Larina, journalist: “Rhythms of Time: In the Soviet Jesus Christ Superstar was banned as religious propaganda, now - as blasphemy.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70865
 01.10.2012
Q: Do you do it?
I am sitting at work.
WOW: Working day at 9, I came at 9:15, there is no one, everything is closed. I went through the neighboring office, opened the doors, the time was 10 - no one. No one calls. No one enters. There was a zombie apocalypse and everyone was extinct. He went out, closed doors and windows. After 5 minutes, the boss drew, first issued a premium for the presence in the only number at the workplace, then imposed a fine for closing the office during working hours in the amount of the premium.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70864
 01.10.2012
In our time in the nick Angelina_56 is not so important 56 - it is the age or year of birth...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70863
 01.10.2012
The sales department manager (by 1C)
says: "The client needs a server for 15 persons."
They say to him, “What are you serving at the table?”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70862
 01.10.2012
Retirement age is the age when you live for retirement and pay your children.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №70861
 01.10.2012
From the Android forum:
Show me a picture of the road.
Are you sure you need to show him?
Per the screen is enough?

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70860
 01.10.2012
A: Is your life full? Every day new acquaintances, new girls, nightlife, clubs, cafes, restaurants, numerous hobbies, travel, interesting and highly paid work, etc. Do you have one?
A: No, I am a technician.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №70859
 01.10.2012
October 1 on Twitter: Wake up the guy from Green Day, he asked.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70858
 01.10.2012
Muslims thunder embassies, people are killed, buildings are set on fire. As a protest against a movie that says Muslims thunder embassies, people are killed, buildings are set on fire...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70857
 01.10.2012
The sixth iPhone will be sold through pharmacies on a prescription

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №70856
 01.10.2012
Prefect in Cultural Studies (p) and student (c)
Q: Yes, if you do not take the exam in writing, you will take the exam orally.
Q: What is easier?
It is easier to hang.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №70855
 01.10.2012
From Habr:

xxx: I wanted to argue with you, but fuck, you are right.
YYY: Usually it doesn’t bother people. You are a good guy :)

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