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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103505
 01.10.2014
From the hub of windiws 10:

In the command line, you can use Ctrl+V.
The 21st century...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №103504
 01.10.2014
If you, ignorantly, do not understand the meaning of physical violence against the educated (no matter what age); if you do not see the difference between a scratch for fixing a negative experience and hitting the subject with a foot from the chair; if in your hands has never been battled in a capricious hysteria of a juvenile, demanding gifts of a straightforward; if a parent, whispering his child in words for you is better than a parent, who closed the question with a light scratch on the pope - it is better to be silent. Do not be ashamed.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103503
 01.10.2014
There are different approaches to medicine. Soviet: free doctor for a small salary. Luckily - got a good, unluckily - bad. American: a doctor is one of the richest professions, insurance is expensive, treatment is expensive, self-medication is impossible - you can't buy anything cooler than aspirin without a prescription, detailed standards, doctors don't drive, there are paramedics, their task is to get to the hospital, but they have it quickly. But if this super doctor with a super salary violated the standard and did not do the required analysis - million fines and compensations.
We make a hybrid version: a doctor with a mini-salary, neither watt nor bandages, nor tools, but insurance, checks, and attempts from the salary of 10 pieces to strain a million penalty...
— — —
I got everything, the same! The worst!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103502
 01.10.2014
and DDoS:
Find out how the transformer works.

The GRB:
Sit down two. Transformer works- "U-U-U-U-U-U"
and DDoS:
- I showed how high frequency low power works :P
The GRB:
This is "z-z-z-z-z-z" And in general, iron must be pulled, or hanged on a ferrit.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №103501
 01.10.2014
XXX: Hello to everyone. I want to know how to write a macro without repeating the same amount on a table?

yyy: beat the button all the palm of the bright bright so: Tsak tsak tsak, pad music yellow tulip, yellow vessels. There will be macros.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103500
 01.10.2014
A resident of Novocherkassk appealed to the police and demanded a preventive conversation with actor Jason Statham, local media reports.

The woman said that on August 2, Statham allegedly asked her to come to Tuapse and promised to meet at the bus station. When the woman came to the resort town, the actor did not meet her. She had been looking for him for three days in Tuapse but could not find him.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103499
 01.10.2014
Talk about smoking.
Gay people do not use WD-40. It’s like silver for a vampire.
YYY: Where does this knowledge come from?
zzz:Films and books about vampires.
Tagged: thin

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103498
 01.10.2014
I lie in the hospital, a friend was going to visit, but the affairs were not released) in the morning read another mini-report:
I wanted to write that to eat time not even... eaten Cheburek from the kiosk))) told me: don't eat Cheburek and you whiten - a goat you will become....especially if you see that the SUV is rushing 140 on the red around the city, then the reason is either the driver drunk or Cheburek/Belaš... I wasn't drunk))))))))))) I now know what means stealth time, those seconds when the port is over the toilet with the speed of the light you remove )))) these seconds lasted for me for hours... hell... why I immediately belt, button and width... it's still so long... and yet the acceleration of free fall 9,81... my popper rejected all the axis and even I, it seemed to me, warmed up from the atmosphere, while you went down to the bottom)))))))))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №103497
 01.10.2014
If you have serious intentions for a girl, on the first date you need to come with a berry seedling and brick.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103496
 01.10.2014
It was irrevocably and irrevocably lost. and sorry.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103495
 01.10.2014
I like to crossword with my wife. Her unusual thinking brings many pleasant minutes and uncovers all the secrets of female logic. The most incomprehensible thing is that all its pearls fit into the strict framework of guessable words. Here is one of many examples: The question in the crossword - "Flight from underground". (This is the word growth.) After a little thought, the wife confidently writes - PODKOP. and?? Why undercover? The answer is just amazing! The prisoners, when they want to escape, make a bribe in the earth, then climb into it and escape from under the earth!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103494
 01.10.2014
Let us summarize the results:
Men are goats. Women with children are abandoned everywhere and they do not pay alimony. And beautiful girls are poor without male attention for years without sex.
Questions arise:
1st Who are men dropping with children if they don’t pay attention to girls and they have no sex for years?
2nd To whom do men go who have abandoned women with children, if the girls are not paid attention, and they are years without sex?
Three In what place should the patient record the time of applying the sting?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103493
 01.10.2014
In supermarkets usually from 10 to 20 boxes.But only always work 2-3.Explain:why the rest?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103492
 01.10.2014
"Sandwiches with salmon"
I found a price note in the store with the inscription "Peld". It was not a seed but a pellet. In response to my observation that the fish is a pellet, the seller for some reason turned red and asked not to argue in public)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №103491
 01.10.2014
<mr_xtz> The University of California will have shower rooms for gay and transgender people.
<mr_xtz> there the soap is put straight to the floor

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103490
 01.10.2014
XXX: Everything is confused, not a contract, but a game of chess.
Yyy: A game of chess is when on the board and according to the rules.
Yyy: I think we play chess in ping-pong.
YYY: That’s how it gets out.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103489
 01.10.2014
Before the pedestrian crossing, slow down, because your loved ones may be in the place of the pedestrian.
Life experience: or close relatives.
Reader: Or outsiders nearby...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №103488
 01.10.2014
I went on holiday this year with my husband, children and a couple of elderly retirees. They are not blood relatives, but we have ‘touched’ them, or it would be more correct to say ‘matteries’ :D
People close to us. On vacation I had the feeling that I was with five children, two of whom.. :facepalm: no, they are not quite wild, even abroad before that, but.....
So we went to Turetchina, 5 stars, all inclusive.
To the fact that they will go with sausage and sausage, I was morally ready in principle (we go hungry, 5 stars). First, these two wonders why they wiped the blankets from the plane, but the vigilant stewardess convinced them that it was the property of the airline.
I was in shock at the hotel. I told him not to take Mr. with me. I open their first suitcase, there is: TOILET PAPER, WITHER ROPE, STOPS AND CAPITAL!!! :facepalm: (remember, in each room hanging dryer, tea bar and coffee machine)
On the second day it turned out that everything that is not attached to the room is a souvenir (according to the version of my seniors): By the way, the most sought-after "gift" by their version is a single-use male string from the spa %) -"Here are the men in the factory!"
Further more fun. The minibar is updated every day and this is included in the price. On the third day, they thought all the combustible alcohol was poured into the flag brought with them :shock:
She went to take her daughter from the children’s center and.... lost one of them there, found him jumping on a trampoline :roll:

It was... unforgettable.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103487
 01.10.2014
to this:

V: 6 years ago, my favorite forum had a topic: What are you listening to now?" I was in a bad mood, a few months without work, the money is running out, the evening turned early in the morning, a dark state... I just hit the text of the song. Where it was incomprehensible, inserted synonymous petrochemical terms. Then it seemed very funny to me.
V: Today I decided to finally find out the correct text of this song. I went to Yandex. The correct text has never appeared on the web, but I found it. There are 417 different sites. Some of them are studying English.
V is people. Forgive me! I did not want!

Text in the studio, well!)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №103486
 01.10.2014
Konstantin Ernst is:

by Konstantin Lavronenko
Constantine of Habensky
Konstantin Krukov

in the series "Bones".

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