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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12000
 01.11.2008
From ASI
Hi, what are you doing?
2: I sit on a pair, chew gum, talk in an ass and read a book
I would have thrown you out)
2 is not possible)
1 Why?
I am a predictor

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11999
 01.11.2008
I am studying at a paid in the institute... a lecture... sleeping hunting pipet... standing at a party. And the preponderance of Scuco!! Oret for the whole audience: Sleep, Milla!!! I will call your parents and tell you that your son is sleeping in the institute for money!!! Lectures are broken, we...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11998
 01.11.2008
“Hi Igor, I saw your work on the photo site and I felt a lot of glamour and good technique in them.
The fact is that I am a beginner photographer, I do not live in Moscow and I have an outdated film camera. I can’t print and show a lot of photos and we don’t have glamorous models like you.
You understand in depth it is very hard to break into photographers - especially without a good glamorous portfolio like yours.
Could you send me by mail on the disk files with your photos (those on the photo site and in the UK) in good quality and without your copyrights, that I could print them and show them to my clients as a portfolio? I have a very slow internet and big files I can’t download to my computer
Unfortunately, I can’t make such a portfolio in my own conditions right now. It is also possible if you print out photos and send them to me by mail in format 10 on 15 and A4?”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11997
 01.11.2008
A very cool car, I speak as a man who has been driving for 30 years and has had more than one car in his life, starting with jigguli and ending with the Volga.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11996
 01.11.2008

by 111 :
Today we went to the rock bar in the basement, the body there was the Gypsy, the lady with them we go and rap they wave.
by 222 :
Fuck, you are a fool.
by 111 :
What you do in the basement.

by 222 :
Those

by 111:
The cow didn’t give us (

by 222 :
Poppy, do you think you’ve gotten out? You are warned.


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №11995
 01.11.2008
I work in support, my boss writes to me.
OS is
You know, I recently came to the mind such a thought... nowhere and never encountered that women's hygiene products were done with bugs... there are no holes in the wrong places. Don’t break, don’t break...
OS is
Why can’t you do that shit?? to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11994
 01.11.2008
Zira (01:58:39 23/10/2008)
I sit on the site, filled out a resume, type there work experience (1 year web designer and 3 years web administrator, apache, network configuration, work with local networks, etc.who (Designer, administrator, sapport, iron tester etc.The desired position (IT ultimately) gives me: the server has found suitable jobs:
Expert in sales of elite tiles and sanitary equipment

The pc...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11993
 01.11.2008
xxxh: I had some happy day today =) on geometry and in jaze 5 =) really hurt, well, it’s okay...
YYY:...
Let's go, let's work, the five doesn't get just like that ;)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11992
 01.11.2008
The couple was broken today.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: the girl today brought the first couple an accurately large ice cream on the stick.
YYY: And what then?
xxx: Yes, it would be nothing, but when she approached me and shouted, “I’m a dirty fairy!” Turn into a pumpkin" fucked me with this slide on the shirt, alone to the end of the couple was not funny...

HerahunteR (c)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №11991
 01.11.2008
Major (15:11:13 29/10/2008)
Hi to you!!! to

CoBecTb (15:13:17 29/10/2008)
(Hello to

CoBecTb (15:14:17 29/10/2008)
Sorry for me, I put Skype, now all the fools from different black countries are eager to show me their pipisky through the web!!!!It is :'(

Major (15:18:30 29/10/2008)
I also need to put it, and suddenly the girls

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №11990
 01.11.2008
XXX: You need to get your guy out and talk. depending on what he represents, to offer one or the other
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Is he from Moscow?
XXX: A jump of years?
Yyy : of course! 32 years
YYY: A, already 33
yyy: pipet is now 34=
X:Bla... soon to die of old age, need to be faster

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11989
 01.11.2008
About the Halloween:
Will I wear the worst costume at this glamorous party?
Who will you be?
The Gopnik...

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11988
 01.11.2008
Anett
The fairy told the spouses, “You’ve been a wonderful couple for 25 years, and I want to fulfill one wish for each of you.” My wife said, “I want to travel around the world with my beloved husband.” The fairy waved a stick and the woman had tickets in her hand. And then the 50-year-old husband said, “Of course, it’s very romantic, but this opportunity comes out once in a lifetime. Sorry, my dear wife, but I want a woman 30 years younger than me. The fairy waved her magic sticks and... her husband turned into an 80-year-old old man.
Men may be snakes, but fairies are women.
Defiler
Just a stupid man.
Defiler
It would have had to set conditions regarding the grandmother and there would have been a non-violent.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11987
 01.11.2008
CosmoDream ‎(13:54):
They came in, they told me. They were once awarded their work on the electrification of the women's bathroom. We arrived at the facility, and the electric shield is behind the washing room and steam, i.e. We have to go through the whole hall. Nothing to do. Go to. On the first meters of the uncharted path, their amazons were thrown in with bars and wipes. have withdrawn. The local banker suggested that the ladies very respect people in the specialties. Dress up as a special. The Uniform. Go again. The same warrior Amazon does not recognize: they break up, tell the way, apologize, if something is wrong. In such "heavy" conditions and worked. This is how the spice engrosses a man!

Krop ‎(14:08):
I realized that the delivery of the work will be accepted by the desired people. Find out if there is no need for a communication system. We are all ready to go to pre-project research. And the specialists under this matter would buy...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11986
 01.11.2008
Early in the morning, the bus is full of people, everyone is in a hurry - who to work, who to study, the grandmother will go to the stop, looking like 70 years old, a little under the closet, approaches a young girl, and let her rub the usual theme for grandmothers - youth, books do not read, does not want to study, does not go to the library, etc., only sex in the mind.
Then a great silence,
And my grandmother says:
Even though it’s not bad either.
The bus lies.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №11985
 01.11.2008
I wonder, but many people here remember monitors with protective screens???? to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11984
 01.11.2008
I just saw on the tram sticker 'NOT to raise the price of gasoline' What a charm!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11983
 01.11.2008
Last day was in the hospital... At the exit hanged a picture corresponding to the inscription "And did you not forget to remove the bacillus?"
I read. I laughed and looked at my feet... fucking.

I don’t think I am the only one.)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11982
 01.11.2008
There are five categories of girls:

1st The Beautiful. But stupidly. Like a valley.
2nd and smart. But terrible. Like my life.
Three Beautiful and smart. Money is frozen. Because they understand that beauty must be invested as long as it exists.
4 is They are beautiful, smart, not obsessed with money. But are busy. Who can go past such a good thing?
5 is Beautiful, smart, not squeezed on money, not busy. But there are no such.

The first is 6. Not very beautiful. and stupid
And point 5 happens, just a look of a beautiful and smart like you...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11981
 01.11.2008
Peter is a cultural capital.
A few days ago, someone painted at the entrance to the courtyard the most popular wall inscription of three letters. Today I come and see somebody carefully painted the letter U in white, and on top wrote the letter A. Now in front of the courtyard there is a friendly inscription "Hey" :)

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