The swine flu outbreak...

TOLIK (00:54:37 31/10/2009)
I saw three men in medical ties today.

TOLIK (00:54:50 31/10/2009)
He shouted a loud voice from one of the men.

TOLIK (00:54:59 31/10/2009)
How do you smoke through this shit???? to

Tell me, am I the only one who has a screw and works without glues, brakes and blue screens? They got the nubes, which the most banal - the wing - can not use, and roll everything on the gates, not on their curved hands.

comments on the hub for the video, in which a nice girl explains how to install Linux

xxx: We are waiting for the Microsoft response, where Carmen Electric in a bikini and smashed with glitters will tell us how to use msconfig in XP :)

YYY: I think it’s about seven.

xxx: I think the seven advertising budget will allow you to hire Torvalds, in a bikini and brilliant.

It was recently. A friend came to my father. Going into the kitchen, there mom is going to feed our capricious cat - cutting meat. Meat is obviously not cheap. But the livestock is domestic, beloved, beaten by everyone:) A friend of Dad looks closely at the fed cat, crumbled on the window, on the meat... and complains:"Take me to you a cat, right? I don’t even need a bowl."

Conversation with a girl in Ashkenazi

I give you a rose! I try to shave.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to
WOW: She died...

The ideal tautology: Bush has backs like a fancy fool"

From Putin’s speech on Ukraine’s gas debt: “And here from Kiev they are sending a greeting again, although they must transfer the money before November 7!”

I love this holiday) This year, VDVchniki caught rubbish and forced to pass the norms © vk

We sit with friends on Friday after a couple at the bar:
xxx: Do you not think that after three years of universe study we have somehow lost our intelligence?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

<Ola> the house in general is nothing, but the toilet is too close to the kitchen
<Ola> well you know, sounds different ;p
<mati> yes, I also don't like, you sit quietly on the toilet, and here someone chews under the ear

xxx: Tell me, why do gay people get pleasure when they get a variety of phallic objects in them?
Yyy: Well probably because there is prostate stimulation.
HH: And what then? You don’t get coffee, right?
zzz: and it's all because the prostate fucks are clever, the shit is not conducted!!! to

by Julia:
Good morning Roman!! to
Thank you very much, I got it if you need it.
If you have any questions, I’ll be happy to help ?
Julia Vlasova - Insurance Agent

The Roman:
Hi you Julia.
Since you said that you will advise me on any issue, I turn to you!
If you leave milk not in the refrigerator, it will acidify.
But if you don’t feed a cow for a long time, will she also have milk? It is also warm.

by Julia:
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
We answer you by the whole department, if you leave milk not in the refrigerator, it will acidify because of the open package, by the way, as far as I remember from my own.
If you do not feed the cow, then you can forget about the poor animal in principle, and about the dead how to say, either good or nothing.

And in your local newspapers also in the column "Anecdotes" the editorial printed quotes from BOR?and ?

I read the MySQL error description, one of the possible reasons: You encountered an error where the server died while performing the request.

I would like to live and die in Paris.
Unfortunately, I don’t see any possibilities.

Don’t leave, stay with me – you’ll help me paste the wallpaper.

Every moment has its reason, every nation has its Cobson.

I remember a wonderful moment.
He was sober and didn’t get lazy.

Open up his eyes,
The apartment was robbed by thieves.

Do not sing, sweetheart, with me
The “trees” alone.

Remember, Alisha, the streets of Smolensky?
They are still being repaired by women.

Martian to old age weak eyes became
And everyone who ought to, in emphasis did not know.

I get from the wide pants what our citizen is proud of.

I will give all my ringing power to the poet, if I would have paid for the ringing with a coin.

The Etymological Dictionary


Competitors in Peru

Frequency - units in a child's diary

The gun is the century of the number Pi.

Disappointment is charm only once.

Doubt is the coincidence of views with the boss.

Military officer of a permanent post.

Paranoia is a pair of creatures for the ark.

The man who came to the police with guilt.

A normal face is a normal face.

Bukhana is a drinking woman.

Sadness is the root of pity.

Zaton is dismissal for dishonesty.

Aphorisms are phrases made under Jerzy Lets.

Ukrainianism


Nizin is a woman with any name except Zina.

The motivation is the rope of Aunt Moti.

Tiredness – Odysseus on the sea shore.

The barbecue is on a borsch plate.

Dry – wash under your back!

The Chariot of Pompeii is the death of Pompeii from the dreams of Cole.

Germanisms


The triumphant is the father of three wise men.

The cameraman is a prison camera.

Kammerger is Pahan.

Niger is not a gentleman.

Caucasian expressions


The aristocrat cries a hundred times.

Caratica – Revenge is coming.

Perigeus is an eastern beautiful man.

My daughter is the criminal’s daughter.

Banana is a new bathroom.


Boris Zamyatin magazine Partner

When I was a student, my friends and I loved to drink. We also loved cinema. And so often combined these two favorite activities.
This was also due to economic considerations. Since it is expensive to sit in the institution and it is undesirable to come with yours, theaters did not impose such restrictions and the ticket is inexpensive. Therefore, nothing hindered bringing a bottle of vodka, say, in a sleeve or in a wallet right into the cinema. Having taken in the buffet pepsi-cola on the "squeeze" you can safely go to the cinema. Once again, we came to a horror movie. They sat down, waited until the lights went out, poured, drank. We watch the movie periodically spilling and drinking water. Here in the hall of the grave silence - on the screen a terrible moment. And a friend to the whole room says, “It’s terrible, fill it.” The whole room turned with laughter and the horror turned into a comedy.

A man to pull a girl into bed, in principle, is capable of any deceit. Only a woman who is firmly determined to get married can swallow him.

From school I was interested in the question: why are notebooks exactly 12, 24, 48, 96 pages? Why not 15, 30, 50, 100? Tell someone.

This morning in the news:

"A minor pedophile detained"

O_O

I heard, today is Inna Sergeevna’s birthday.
M: And how much did she knock?
NHL: 72
WOW: Don’t knock it, it’s in.