Go to sleep.
I: Fuck where in the bed
Katya: This is not Katya! Katya didn’t eat the cake right in bed in the morning.
Why did I "not eat" in bed?
Katya: Because I didn’t wake up in a bad mood and didn’t fight the stress with the pancakes.
I: Here’s what details are not revealed!

I wanted to study cosmetology. But my mom forbade, she said "she ran away! We have not yet put out any prostitutes’ pimples!" So I got into the photography.
Is Mom satisfied?
XXX: Where is it? Now I "smash every prostitutes acne in photoshop!".

When I first made a minet in my life, my boyfriend had a kaspersky update on the whole room. Since I started having oral sex, I have had uncontrollable attacks of laughter. The guy is very upset. =(
(with Kilimaplis)

ORT, "Control Procurement":
A resident of Kemerovo bought a rye from the future. On the package was the date of the day not yet arrived."
It was sent to destroy John Connor.><

Nikita
Hi to
by 22:28:30

Ekaterina
Congratulations 😉
22:35:01

Nikita
How are you?
by 23:12:56

Ekaterina
Okay how are you? You are normal too. You missed me, when will we meet?
by 23:33:19

Nikita
Go out for me o_o

c) Padyshka

XX: The conversation yesterday turned out to be cool... Added an unknown guy on the ass - hello, as a matter...
I asked what I looked like, what color my eyes, hair, all that.
I asked how big my chest was. I answered that when weighing 95 kg of small breasts there is no %)))
And something he is silent now...HD

xxx: Only one call... 15 minutes of conversation... and a smile on the face is all night...))))))
Peterson has called.

XXX: Does the cat live with you?
YYY: Yes, he doesn’t let the bandage take off.
yyy: walks all the time
YYY: with bands
xxx: prudent) type wounded in combat, should women-cats like
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I am delighted to buy a new iPad. I do not regret it =)
YYY, what’s left of you...

She: I want you
She: And you are me?
He wants to
She: and how?
Do you have a degree or a position?

A meter of snow has fallen this morning.

Put it on top. The Nippon.

Here I study at the university... and, at the prices in the dining room: the harbour - 30r, what meat (anything) - 80r. the first - 35r, and the COMPOT 20r. Listen to what I think! for the price, for example, for one cocktail in the universe can be eaten normally, there is one question.
Who doesn’t think about students?? to
And with what pride he said in his voice.
"we will raise the scholarships by as much as 9%!" WHAT WOULD YOU LIVE THAT!!!! to
The rage!
Thieves and thieves! Get out of the Kremlin!!! to

The movie viewed now "Elections Day" gives a strange feeling that it was already then (2007) The fate of Libya was predetermined.

As a friend of mine said, a book is always better than a movie. Because in your head there are no budget limits on special effects.

For a long time I thought about how to better translate the English word Thunderbolt into Russian. Apparently thunder is "the thunder", "bolt" - a arrow (arbalet screw), a blow. It looks like "a thunderstorm". But a thunderstorm is itself a thunderstorm. The translator offers a version of the lightning strike, but for lightning in English there is a separate word – lighting. And it would seem that when ‘lighting’ is somewhere far and beautiful, and when ‘thunderbolt’ is, it’s a lightning to you! After hot disputes, we came to the common conclusion that the perfect translation of "thunderbolt" is the Russian word "huyax".

Nashville
How are you going soon?
by 18:12

I am
I think it will stop raining.)
Because I am smart, I have two umbrellas.
alone in the car.
The second in the car.

YOLF
We are the grandmothers :D We are all in the clinics. Here we compare where order and where not 😉
GreenQ
this is how we will be in old age - poliklinics to discuss, only on the aske)))
GreenQ
And our grandchildren will not understand how you can sit behind a 4x nuclear misery without a 3D monitor and communicate through this primitive doorway, where you can not even adjust the smell of incoming messages.

and Tuesday. London is sex.
The Wednesday. Berlin is sex.
The Thursday. Tokyo is sex.
It just doesn’t exist, but it’s so beautiful, so beautiful.

From an employee’s letter to system administrators:
"My friends and colleagues!
I do not ask you to support this. I ask you to have the right to install it! It is not right! Again I ask – give rights, and show that you gave them, and not said that you gave, and you did not give, and you do not want to give, or you want, but you do not give.

[11:49:35] <Rodriguez> Camelfo: So tell me, if a black cat crossed the road back and forth, what does it mean?
[11:50:44] <Camelfo> Ródriguez: a scalar or vector cat?
[11:50:52] <Camelfo> if scalar, then doubled
[11:50:59] <Camelfo> if vector, then cancelled