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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73640
 01.12.2012
News from Yandex:

XHH: Did you hear, the figures of the robberies in the Peter’s housing system were taken to Moscow?

YYYYYYYYYYYYY Sophia is fucking. Exchanging experience with our colleagues in Moscow.

[ + 47 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73639
 01.12.2012
The first snowy day of winter is the uncomfortable moment when you realize that the swarm you have just passed has gone and is trying to go somewhere.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №73638
 01.12.2012
I go home from the universe, in front of my dad with my daughters. One is 5-6 years old, the other is a teenager.
The elderly enthusiastically tells about the last part of Sumerek, apparently from the movie. The father asks the younger:
Cold, who do you like more? Vampires or Reverse?
and none. I love zombies more. and other Greek nuts. They are similar to brains.

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