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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №12875
 01.12.2008
In the second grade of the universe, you understand that mathematics becomes really difficult when numbers disappear from it.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12874
 01.12.2008
I love you and you are a fool.
YYY is Nihua. I love you and you are stupid.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12873
 01.12.2008
The case in the bus.
The Controller:
We show passes, we buy tickets. Young man, what do you have?

per person (wrapping up in the pockets, taking out the little things of 50-10 copies):
I will pay you with gold.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12872
 01.12.2008
Breathing (12:16:21 26/11/2008)
One of the billions of unnoticed planktonists like me.
BrainStorm (12:17:03 26/11/2008)
Hi, boring and monotonous component of office meat
BrainStorm (12:23:20 26/11/2008)
How is the mood in the run-up to the head of the office fallos?
Breathing (12:24:21 26/11/2008)
icq is launched, the printer streams. Hello another day, a banal and Gothic office day. How do you measure the lower and upper limbs?
BrainStorm (12:25:20 27/11/2008)
The lower limbs more resemble the mushroom, the tail is flat from the chair, and the fingers are melted and grown to the keyboard.
Breathing (21:37:21 26/11/2008)
Another day is wasted. Farewell to the unspoiled office.
BrainStorm (21:27:20 27/11/2008)
We will meet Zanta, the unit of unsaturated and unsaturated jet underdevelopment.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12871
 01.12.2008
Tushkan aka dipus: yeah, oh I can’t))
RaTT-34: What is it?
Tushkan aka dipus: the news talked about Somali pirates and said that the type of piracy has a centuries-old history
Tushkan aka dipus: and for visibility showed portraits of then pirates, such as Drake, against the background of some ancient map
RaTT-34: Oh... this is yes
Tushkan aka dipus: and I felt that somewhere there was a nail.
Tushkan aka dipus: I looked at it - it was a Tammyella Map!))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12870
 01.12.2008
I’ve seen the anti-spambot question today: "How to patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?"
Everything would be nothing, but the answer is not even "I am?", a:

" cd /usr/ports && make index; pkgdb -F
cd /usr/ports/x11/xorg && make all install && make clean
cd /usr/ports/x11/kde3/
make && make install && make clean;
Portsnap Fetch
Portsnap Extract
Portsnap fetch update
xorgcfg
cp ~/xorg.conf.new /usr/X11R6/etc/X11/xorg.conf
touch ~/.xinitrc && echo -ne “exec startkde” > ~/.xinitrc
reboot
Tagged with "
I wonder if someone has broken...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №12869
 01.12.2008
Dialogue in bed:

She: Well if you kiss me so passionately,
Kiss in the neck.
He is: Why?
Though there is still electricity there,
Not the injury.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №12868
 01.12.2008
[xxx] Fuck, I struck my mouth with the phone!
Gender of O_O
[xxx] not))) briefly bitten the battery cover and squeezed
[YYYY] XD You would say even the drill ass scratched)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12867
 01.12.2008
Seed Weather: The third day I rub into the foil. Yesterday I went to the office, looked around the office, automatically marked what to search, closed doors, desks, boxes. But everything is cute, comfortable, cleaned. Thinking about it, I say, and you had your clove here before the war.
The secretary was noticeably tense.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №12866
 01.12.2008

Unhappy customer of the internet provider with the login zalupa13
You are asked to provide 1 month of internet access as a compensation. He is obscene and screams. I don’t like our music on the phone.
No wonder that a customer with such a login makes such claims :)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12865
 01.12.2008
DJ Sergeich: By the way, even if the hamster died by his death? c) Bash.org.ru
Ukraine: My hamster died under strange circumstances.
Ukraine: At old age he seemed blind, and he was very angry. It was going to get a break and crash into the wall...
Ukraine: In general, he died from wounds and beating.
Killed by the wall.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12864
 01.12.2008
StealS, 21/11/2008 14:20:58:
I think I have a very boring job, I sit in the office and nothing happens!
I want to be a superhero and make the world! ? * HAPPY *

millleno4ka, 14:37:42
You are a fool!! Be a better super manager, earn a lot of money and save our family))))))))))))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12863
 01.12.2008
I sit in the electric car, in front of me is my grandmother. I get the player, I start to confuse the headphones (many will understand what it means). And the player for a week in the portfolio was drawn, the glove turned out to be gentle, and also headphones-clips. Well, in short, I’m sitting like a fool, exhausting... Grandma sits, looks, and then doesn’t stand, and with the words “Eh, youth...”, takes my wires and disrupts them in 10 SECONDS!
Seeming is a very useful activity!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12862
 01.12.2008
[21:02:09] <Casus> Ya Santa has brought you gifts... Ho-ho-ho... Debian on disquets, a whole bag... And not signed... Ho-ho-ho...
[21:02:17] <unknown> :))
[21:02:32] <Casus> The new year of Linux.
[21:02:36] <Casus> I am terrible.
[21:02:40] <unknown> evil

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12861
 01.12.2008
What do you feel when we kiss? Here I have such a pleasant feeling... it begins here, on the neck, wraps, captures the whole body, descends down, through the chest, sits in the stomach, warms up, warms up, shakes, and so sweet it becomes.
Siberian: Hey, I have a fuck up.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №12860
 01.12.2008
We will bury the trumpet of the world to smoke the tail of war.

(c) is cynical

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12859
 01.12.2008
http://dirty.ru/comments 244165



As a student, I read everything at the military department. In particular

There was a road classifier for military builders. I am no longer him.

I remember, but I remember exactly that category 7 road is when the forest is crushed.

But not cleaned.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12858
 01.12.2008
I’ll get married in time of crisis. I speak quietly, I cook deliciously, my head is not

It hurts.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12857
 01.12.2008
It becomes musical. A mono-instrumental so to say...one bastard fucking :(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12856
 01.12.2008
-->Yokashiri is generally a lump, he when Sigum was gone, I just wanted to give up to him)
Sorry, thank you, it’s not for you. :)
Elena Anatolievna, and we will have a regular or differentiated account?
--> You will be silent with the machine!

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