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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №155402
 01.12.2020
There are men working in the department, slightly full. Every morning, coming to work, the first thing to do is to drink 2 glasses of water from the refrigerator, and the third glass takes with you and drinks for 10-15 minutes. The boss knocked him.

"I was not noticed in drunkenness, but in the morning I drank cold water," the man replied, "just if I drink this water at home, my coat will not clog."

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №155401
 01.12.2020
A ruler surrounded by a deeply equalized crowd of Holois tends to always be captured by his illusions about the real world of real people.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №155400
 01.12.2020
It has its shop. The treasurer immediately moved to another city, and I stood up at the box for a week. Some visitors who like me personally, I bought some discount cards, trials, pleasant little things. One day a woman came, didn't even say hello, and then she also bullied consultants (some didn't even approach her), and then demanded something to buy. When I told her that I was doing it as I wanted, she started screaming and calling the director. The director is here. I have not felt so well yet.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №155399
 01.12.2020
In 2021, Russian pensioners will be checked for other incomes to exclude surcharges and pensions.
- Well, a person can not live on an ordinary pension, so he steals, - commented D. Peskov.

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