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[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №42538
 01.02.2011
xxx: Smoking is very harmful to the teeth... I went for cigarettes in the evening - on the way to the store I got caught up with a hockey squid (the boys in the yard played). It looks like an owl now.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42537
 01.02.2011
MP V. Medinsky believes that the cause of mass protests in Egypt became unentered mummies of pharaohs
Yyy: Deputies should be banned from taking heavy drugs...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №42536
 01.02.2011
from JJ:
It reminded me of the fairy tale about how to buy drugs in clubs in the states.
Do you need to ask the seller "r u undercover cop?"(you dressed the cop?)
If he is a cop in the role of a seller, he is obliged to say "Yes", otherwise he will not be able to delay, because. Evidence will be obtained through fraud.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42535
 01.02.2011
BOBO4KA (22:18:13 30/01/2011)
Do you know about cognac?

Dr.Dran (22:18:21 30/01/2011)
Filled

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №42534
 01.02.2011
We have a group of students studying Kalmyk (mongoloid). We collect all the flow of money for the equator, and he is responsible and from all the grandmothers gathers, on the question why he collects "well he is a Mongol, they are used to collecting money from the Russians"))

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №42533
 01.02.2011
to ah! The fact that the security services fucked the terrorist at the airport was a joke to everyone, but the blogger, who wrote something about the next terrorist attack, was caught immediately. Priorities and Priorities!
Sorry for the UG!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42532
 01.02.2011
Trailer of a football match:

Genre: Football
Production of: Russia
Directed by: Russia 2
Roles in: Footballers

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42531
 01.02.2011
An original way to get to know.
Yesterday, the boys from the neighborhood opposite lighted into our window with a laser, quite often and painfully riding in the eyes. On questions: "What do you need?" they answered: "Go out to meet!". I wanted to answer them something worthy... We are not in vain a technical university! They took the mirror and began to reflect their laser back =) They surrendered pretty soon =)

We had fun, we look forward to the continuation! If it does not exist, we will arrange it ourselves. = = )

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