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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №93345
 01.02.2014
The forum discusses a video from Arizona, where after a 40-minute chase, a police officer shot a hijacker while trying to surrender.
xxx: the pindostans the body hands and handcuffs wear)))
Not a dead body but a non-American.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93344
 01.02.2014
The xxx:
Somewhere below was the phrase "You can't teach the Matan - teach the statutes"
I am a student, I am a student, I am a student, I am a student, I am a student, I am a student. :)

Bonus for studying the charters -15 to retirement age. and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93343
 01.02.2014
If you come home belly and can’t go to bed because of helicopters, you need to...
You need to lie on the bed, but put one leg on the floor. The helicopters are stopped! Learned by a well-known biologist, it works impeccably.

This is called "throw an anchor". And you can also "land", lie on your stomach and lean your fist to the floor. Well, if you are sleeping on the floor, then "we squat", just hold something by the hand.
Former Beer Alcanat

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93342
 01.02.2014
The Modern:

When I read about Robinson Crusoe at the Institute, I liked the book. As I read it now, I realized that he just opened the era of Twitter. "I went to the forest". "I walked into the tree". "I made a scarf". "I am very unhappy" "I caught a goat" "I made a fence" "I am deeply unhappy", well, and so on, reading in the light of modern realities is nice.

You just don’t understand what the fundamental difference is. The book preserves the style of real diaries. The man worked a lot, was very tired, so he wrote briefly and only in order not to go crazy. Your own tweet is, basically, a recording of empty events and immature reflections, as well as another way to self-admiration.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №93341
 01.02.2014
We take a taxi. We see the card “Your driver Serroja”. A friend turns to the driver: “A tell Sergey...” “I am not Sergey” – sharply breaks her driver. We look at it, well, it is written. Seeing our confusion, the driver complacently adds: “I am not gay, I am a goose!”

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93340
 01.02.2014
Why if you click in the search line of Yandex or Google "coconut marmelade" or "coffee mill" - you from all the internet-shells many days in a row will climb advertising for marmelade and coffee mill, and if you pick "kill all people" - then continue to climb all the same coffee mill and marmelade?

This is unfair to me as a search engine user.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №93339
 01.02.2014

by Alexander:

Blessed
the last file you named "Pets"
I just looked at the design, but did not pay attention to the title.
Without looking at the director.
today was in the office, I ask, "have I received a visit card?", he is such, "yes..." and looks at me this way O_o
I think he’s smoking so much on me...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93338
 01.02.2014
The xxx:
He told me I was stupid.

YYY :
Search by word "dura" in our old correspondence issued
- 20 of your posts with the text "I am a fool" or similar
- 2 my answers "you are not a fool"
- and 1 my answer "Okay, you are a fool"

And then "I told you"?

The xxx:
YYY, you did not argue.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №93337
 01.02.2014
My husband has called me Hitler for a year. I woke him up on June 22 at 4 o’clock in the morning because I started fighting!)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93336
 01.02.2014
I am changing my suitcase from python leather for a 3-bedroom apartment in the center of Bryansk.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №93335
 01.02.2014
February has begun. I know that, t.k. Our working printer sent me a monthly report by soap.
Yes, in 5 years you will have a wide range of communication by correspondence with a printer, coffee maker and turniket on guard.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №93334
 01.02.2014
Yesterday I drank beer with friends at KFS, decided to stick like in the advertisement - I sat in the bowl, and the friends dragged me on a shell along the box office. No fun at the staff - I didn't get any prizes, but the guard drove us all out (

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №93333
 01.02.2014
Laugh in vain. To defend your right not to drink in a collective and at the same time not to become an exorcist is not so simple. This is an energy-consuming process, believe me.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93332
 01.02.2014
>>>How are you still alive after that and still want to give birth?

Yes, we do not want to give birth, some after birth are sick all their lives, and there are those who die. We want children.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93331
 01.02.2014
That's a bearded lady at Eurovision - it's immoral, but a man in a guide costume is quite adequate and fashionable?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №93330
 01.02.2014
xx: I gave the guy an expensive chain, and he didn’t give him a ass anyway. What guys went. I don’t know where the strapon is now.
Xy: We are not prostitutes, we do not sell ourselves for nothing.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №93329
 01.02.2014
Today there was a booklet hanging on the doorstep.
Dear neighbors, I bought a perforator. Yes it is!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №93328
 01.02.2014
Have you joked about Hindu coding?
The new head of Microsoft will be Satya Nadella, an American of Indian origin.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93327
 01.02.2014
Children under the age of 3 have no knees.
WOW : Absolutely? What is the name of the place where the legs of children up to 3 years old are bended?
zzz: I guess what: "your mother, where are the knees of our child?"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №93326
 01.02.2014
Uncle_Brr reads "New History of California, for Colleges and Universities"- "At a time when the Solar System had not yet formed, California had not yet existed." STRONG!

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