One of my friends did not make a pleasant noise when the computer was turned on. Well, it was necessary to hit the system that would become quieter) and I covered the monitor, lost the brightness of the screen, well, it was necessary to hit with a certain force at the right angle. So one person when he saw two of these situations so heavily breathed and said: how the Russian people get to know where to hit! And that works!"

What is the difference between a synthetic colorant or flavor from an identical natural colorant?
There is no soul in it!

I recently heard a conversation of two aunts, one of them all complained about life.In all the fault of the government - that the rolls of the foil for baking are less steel, quickly ends, and that the son at night, when he sits at the computer, coughes heavily... )))

It seems, you can probably assume that, of course, the folded, undoubtedly, dofiga, but, of course, by all, I think, the rules.

YYY: Did you see the news?
YYY: the draft law developed and introduced by the referrals will allow in a simplified manner to include parts of a foreign state in Russia
Without the law, this cannot be done.
YYY: What if it were illegal.

Every year on February 23, I have the feeling that I take a loan against my will, and in 2 weeks to pay back with interest.

One head is good, and two is better... when you cook cold food for a wedding.

Q: How are you driving?
Well... not bad. Especially turns) and I brake just divinely))
A clear pen. The last phrase is your life motto.

If you have a medical encyclopedia at home and a smart wife, then she, refusing you in intimacy, will never repeat "I have a headache", but will surprise you with such illnesses that you have never heard of.

I think with the head, not the brain.! to
YYY – It is normal! A lot of women do that!!! to

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I wish her to recover soon.

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Yoda teacher is proud of your speech

Where are Ukrainian prostitutes in Moscow today? I want to fulfill imperial ambitions.

My friend just burned. Read the news "The awarding of the Olympians" (the Mercer were awarded if they were) and comes to the photos, where Yulia Lipnitskaya sits in the iron horse presented to her": "Yes! I did not understand! What kind of car is it?! She is only fifteen years old! She should have given me a chair!and "

aaa: Did you get the text of the new order on the bandwidth mode from the security service?
BBB: Yes, I have read it already. and Blaze.
aaa: I know, but it is necessary to schedule for acquaintance, there is a date on the turn of the blacklist.
BBB: Yes, he and without my autograph painted on the whole head