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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139220
 01.03.2017
>> Women in the world are much more than men, and men still pay for sex.

In the world, there are 1.01 men per woman. If you’re as good at other things as you are in mathematics, it’s no surprise that you have to pay for sex.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139219
 01.03.2017
What only in the pharmacy you will not hear... But the phrase "Sell me something to kill a hamac, and that he eats too much" I will remember for a long time...


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139218
 01.03.2017
NoName00: I don’t like people who try to convince me that I’m shit. I may be fucking, but they will go.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №139217
 01.03.2017
In Israel, if you insist on questioning others in any language, sooner or later you will be answered in it.
Or explain everything in Russian.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139216
 01.03.2017
XHH: pricing, anonymous to gamese
You are Sasaki, a young soldier who, during a boring patrol, learned the terrible truth about how the Chronicles alien race enslaved mankind.

Sassuki vs Chronicles! I’m crying... a festival of the soul.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139215
 01.03.2017
Discussing cryonics on one website:
xxx: By the kind of work I saw with my own eyes, like the fucking little tritons from the mine, in a piece of ice, revived after the freezing.Why does he know how many years they lay in a piece of ice in the depth, completely frozen.and after the freezing they revive and quietly die.Why not die?
zzz: go. it is necessary to get a three-tonch, if bored-throw in the freezer [s] to the dogs [/s], and missed-frosted

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139214
 01.03.2017
I have been in your city twice. The first time it burned in May, then our Dutch in football won.

This is such a rare event that you can say with certainty that you were in this city on June 21, 2008. Not exactly May.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №139213
 01.03.2017
This is Megera.

and trolls =
Do you like to look at old cowards? Throw out. He said he did not find the laundry. I always do so. It always rolls. Well, you’ll think, it will be a couple of hours, but do nothing, it will wear others. If a person does not understand words through his mouth, tell him in a language that he understands.

Men, tired of the eternal bottles in the bathroom, a bunch of pads and other henny? Throw out. Tell your grandmother that you may have gone somewhere.
A woman’s advice. In general, you have to be such a guy to throw away other people’s things. Isn’t it easier to buy clothes that he likes? No, not with flowers, not boxers, not synthetics, but the same, only new! I buy exactly what he asks, we have no problem.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №139212
 01.03.2017
Your own fish! A man is a free, capable, ADULT person. He has the right to decide which clothes he likes to wear. If comfort is more precious to him than the excitement of his wife, it is also his personal choice. Imagine someone taking something of yours so quietly and throwing it away.
Yes, and women also have a full moral right to wear comfortable trousers, not a string from a sexshop. If you personally cry, suffer, but wear the type of "for the sake of a man" - this is your personal pleasure.

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