and AAAA! I have been working here for six months and I have found that there are no passians on my compass!!!! to
What kind of secretary are you after that?? to

Today on channel Russia 24:
Scientists have found that fast food items like McDonald's existed in ancient times... guess which country the scientists are from? and :-)

March has come, the most difficult period in the life of Kuklachev.

There is a girl in the subway (D) Somebody is waiting for her, a buoyant boy steals to her (P.) is :

Q: Hi you beautiful!
Hi, the monster...
I am not a monster, I am a prince. I was enchanted by an evil witch.
D: (thinkingly)... apparently with magic she overstated...

Killed me plays.

We met for almost three months. Yesterday, I finally got into intimacy. Seeing that I was shaving my ankles and shoulder, she called me a homicide, picked up my things and left. I also take a shower twice a day. CMP for excessive cleanliness :(

This is because of these girls and there are sweaty hairs... sadly ((

He did not sleep for a day, worked the second night, sleepy. The article came to the eye: Admines - a species of birds of the family of york hats.
At first I believed, I thought so. Five minutes later, I found out where it was. Amadins - a family of birds of the family of wire tissers.

I also thought as a child that dry wine is powder.
© V. V. Zhirinovsky

People I did it. I disassembled the folder "Disassembly"!!!!! to

YYY: The right moment is not up. Has there ever been such a thread?
xxx: no
Is the President’s New Year’s Greeting counted?
xxxx: or issue of certificate
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The most terrifying thing is to get in touch in the morning after drinking and see "My Photos (6)"

freedom ‎(0:55):
I got a guy here.)
ElMejOR ‎(0:55):
Tell him that he is a deer.
freedom ‎(0:56):
I am sorry for him.
ElMejOR ‎(0:56):
Tell him that he is a miserable deer.

Yesterday I dragged my husband to the shopping center in the hope that he will finally buy me an original phone charger for the furious one and a half thousand rubles. He took the coat and bought it for me.
XXX: But the joke is not that, I never bought the charging. My dear, he says.

In general, the applications developed for Linux environments are quite wise. I only met one program, which was an exception to this rule. This is a hot-babe utility that monitors the load of the processor. It is made in the form of a girl dressed in a mini jersey. If the load of the processor increases, the clothing on the paint becomes less. With 100% involvement of the stone, the virgin is completely naked. Thus, bringing the system to a complete stupor, the user is comforted by freelance images.

XXX: What did I remember?Dezdemon was betrayed?
Yyy: No, of course, he was suffocating her because of the little tits.

23 February.
I bought 0.5 cognac and 0.5 pepsi.
It was 1:1.
Pepsi is left.
Defeat the Slavs.

Father’s status at work on Skype: "I work so that the horses turn around".

So you want to say to someone of the male sex “I love you”... call your dad? The probability of mutuality is 100%.

A friend of Azky burned, I called him twice in the morning, he was silent in the phone. I ask – what is that? He said, “Sorry, I thought you were a alarm clock. Pizdec, I am a wake-up buddy.

A boring lecture. The fourth couple. All in a half-dead state, they write on one willpower. and silence. Here one guy throws a pen and looks up from the notebook. His face shifts toward universal wisdom. A slow deep breath.
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I wanted to write that I forgive you and let you go, but the hand trembled and it came out: "Fire in hell, shit!"