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[ + 28 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60787
 01.03.2012
Brave cities take, smart - city-forming enterprises.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60786
 01.03.2012
About Baruch Feu

The sheep are the size of a bull. The last major remnant of the Ice Age. At that time, much around it was very large, fierce, horned and dented. These caterpillars are used to defending themselves against caterpillars, compared to which the sable-toothed tiger is a small cat. And now they would have gone away, but all their nightmares, except the smallest person, have long since disappeared. The method of defense is apparently inherited genetically, because it hurts. When the hunter appears, the shepherds instantly fall into a dense circle, and the horns of the most powerful lambs, thick and squeezed, are torn out with a steady frequency. The rebellious young man always finds himself inside this ring with the sheep, even if he tries to advance outside. Whoever is stronger, wipes out all the blade back and holds the front as much as he can. A proven way, but for the hunter grace. They shot the sheep calmly, one by one, as many bullets were enough. The bars stood firm, even until the last. The herds of sheep were killed all over Canada, and the surviving Russians began to recover. In our country sometimes it is just great that nothing is done to the end.

This is a story, a story ahead. One day my son asked for it. Children love horror stories. It feels like they are born on which planet. I don't know what the advanced pedagogical thought thinks about this, but my children's company grew up on the unadapted texts of Andersen's fairy tales. It is difficult for adults to read, and easier for children. Girls can and should be guarded from a young age with a pink scarf - they will become omniscient in their youth. And it is better to explain to the guy earlier that there are the stupidest situations in life when you need to stand where you stand, even if you are able to run away from those who are nearby.

I told my son about the sheep, the animals that surrounded them, and the people who killed them. Nevertheless, the story must adorn the reality. In my narrative, a bucket named Fefa stole himself. He was the smallest in this herd, but he was already very large, dull and unclear. Feffa was in the center of the shot-off herd and remained alive under the bodies – there must be some sense in this eagle stubbornness.

I told that story many years ago and forgot it long ago. And during the New Year, he broke up with his son his children's drawings and stumbled upon a strange comic book - a huge graceful beast with thick horns pursues hunters, raising their tents on the horns and tapping their guns into the folds. Overwhelmed by the horror faces of the hunters, everyone takes their feet far away. And a large terrible inscription with uneven letters: “FIFA VIROS!”

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60785
 01.03.2012
99% of computer errors are within half a meter of the monitor.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №60784
 01.03.2012
Now smoking went out, there the door to the warehouse was opened heard such a dialogue
The STAS...
–...
and STAS!
–...
“Stas, shit, shit piece, who am I talking to, shit?”! to
What is?
Would you be a candy?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60783
 01.03.2012
27.02.12 The Greek overclocker named Aristidis managed to take the first place in the 3DMark'03 rating with the help of the 1630/7400 MHz graphics adapter Radeon HD 7970.
This is where the entire budget of Greece went.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60782
 01.03.2012
I love our media: "People who regularly take sleeping pills die five times more often".
And so more often? and ;-)

[ + 54 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60781
 01.03.2012
A: “And I, the bab, who mourn with several boys at once, in the expectation that something will burn out with someone, I call ‘fishermen’.”
“And I’m the Malvinas.”
A: “Why is it?”
B.: “Well, she was the first to get messed up with Buratino, Piero, Karabas Barabas, Duremar and on a black day even with a talking pudel.”
A: "Why does Karabas Barabas allow her to understand - a career, Duremar is also explainable - himself was once, Buratino - a oak with money, Piero - a girlfriend - a jacket, and a pudel why?"
B. : "And what else is needed of the finished straw from the man: to entertain conversations, to lick where her perverted fantasy will point, to whisper to bring shoes in the teeth, and most importantly not to understand all the humiliating monstrousness of his position."
A: “Fu, it is ugly!”
B: “I’m disgusted”

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №60780
 01.03.2012
He was in line for cigarettes. I heard this conversation:
I am a gift.
XHH: What is it?
How did it break???? to
You call me in an emergency call a fool.

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60779
 01.03.2012
Curiously :
<Q: Is it possible to transfer a file weighing 14GB via Bluetooth (from a laptop to a computer?) is?

A: If you do, you will be included in the list of "TOP-3 Perversions of the Month"... >

What did the other two do?? to

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