News: "Shayba Andrey Loctionov did not save New Jersey from defeat in the match with Winnipeg. Forward of "Carolina" Alexander Semin was noted by two transfers in the victory match with "Pittsburgh". And the defender of "Florida" Dmitry Kulikov recorded a goal pass on his account.

Why do Russian teams have foreign names? ?

01.03.2013 15:45:40, kai
When you clean the chakras, the main thing is not to forget to wash after yourself.

I think it’s worth going to the gym :D

Not to go out, but to walk regularly, blushed carousel :))

I was played in the street now.Two guys are passing by:
Girl, has it fallen? (Touch to place in meters 10.15 from us)
What, where is it?
Is it yours, right?
and where? (I thought the beige was gone)
Is that your mood?

discussion of 2 parts of the twilight from one of the torrent sites:
My sister looks at me for the fifth time and cries again.
If I were forced to look at this mud five times, I would cry myself.

Columbus, like all men, did not ask the way.

A colleague sits at work and falls asleep in front of the monitor, but covers his hand and covers his face with his palm and pretends to work. And everything would be fine if the computer did not go to sleep mode.
Yyy: They have such a symbiosis, working together - sleeping together.
c) Sivers

The Friday. The evening. The stalled metro. But in this crowd there are two guys who joke all the way. And here at my station a huge crowd of people falls out of the wagon. Here is the voice of one of them:
and Opa! See also! The nerve has gone! The Nereast!

Zakoleban is:
What was his surprise when he and the whole city learn that she is a former porn star. And in order to keep her, he will now have to risk the senator's chair and go through a test he wasn't ready for.
I never understood such movies.
The costume:
The normal Hollywood plot, here is only the homosexuality is small and the question of the Holocaust is not affected at all - it is immediately visible: and they did not intend to drag to the Oscar.

4am: "In Japan organized wireless data transmission at 10 Gbps"
Artemnet: If you throw a steak in the air on the way of the signal, will the medium rare fall to the ground?
Artemnet: or well done?

A friend’s story: Koresh called in his father’s absence to ride that car. Apogee is understood - reminded.. :) Pered reminded. The root already begins to sneeze with the nose, it becomes red - here is one puppy P from the company and ordered everyone not to suck, wait for him and soaked meant. After an hour, we called, met on the order of P over the slope, we see: the fiber of the burned plastic buffer, as we remembered; their meaning was thrown off the slope, the "new" was put (with no plastic morocks, everything on the clamps), everything is perfect, everyone is satisfied. What almost burned? Within 10 minutes of his arrival, I notice that the front and rear numbers are different!!and "

[16:32:20] XXX=): aaaarrrrngggrhkhh.....
YYY: What is there?
[16:33:05] XXX: I went inside the car, and there was a spider... healthy... I almost died... I called the owner of the compass, and she said, “Oh, the spider was found!”"
[16:33:17] XXX: ppt >.<

How colorful and amazing is the world?
yyy: Remove the front glass in the salon...?))
xxx you know!

[3:53:55] Doctor911: Buddhattis
[3:54:07] Doctor911: This in Lithuanian means "Budraitis"
[3:54:13] Doctor911: Because Budraitis is a name
[3:54:34] MacTag: a fun lesson of Lithuanian language
[3:54:40] MacTag: at four in the morning

This night. and Kamchatka. A strong earthquake, 5 points. I descend from the bed, shaking up to the entrance door - to open, so as not to be spelled, on the go, the bricks crumble, and in the room, the father calmly holds the plasma with his hands, so that it does not fall from the wall.

YYY: My boyfriend has left me, give me advice what to do???and (
XXX: lkz yfxfkf vj;tim gjghj,jdfnm tuj dthyenm? tckb yt djpdhfoftncz ghblevf xnj yb,elm tot? z yflt.cm e nt,z dtc gjkexbncz d ndjtq kbxyjq ;bpyb)
XXX is...
XXX: Just run on it.

Hulk Master Green [Winc]: the whore on the back of the heavy
Hulk Master Green [Winc]: what kind of shoulder raises
Ivan Michurin: a trapezoid muscle?
Nulk Master Green [Winc]
Ivan Michurin: the shit that the shoulder raises this shit of soldiers

Let us take the world and divide the virgins in half.
Yyy: on the belt or on the left and right sides?

Shroomtea: We have a client, Sasha and I are typing.
Shroomtea: Go to the ass.
Can you express yourself more culturally?
Follow into the rectum by the shortest route.

The client almost fell from the chair.

I remember, I was 17, I walked around Arbat with a screw, a girl also looks like a seventeen, juicy peach is simple, and asks, say, do you want to listen to a lecture about pure love? There, nearby, is my apartment. I, the fool, agreed (in Arbat and not so offered), and in the end I naturally read a lecture about pure love. No one has divorced me so brilliantly anymore.