Today, before the exam, we are sitting with the group members. Someone says “I want to eat, drink and fuck” and went to give up!After a while he goes out and says “Now I want to eat and drink!”and "

Another 10 years of effective management of our power - and population census
Replace the call.

A colleague today told - he leads the little boy to the garden, a boy of 6 years, the one to her: "Mom, once the snow comes again and the spring does not come, can I write a letter to Santa again?"

It is sad, but:
of 1612. Minin and Požarsky expel Poles from the Kremlin
of 1812. Kutuzov and Alexander I expel Napoleon from Russia
2012 year. Putin and Medvedev, sitting in the Kremlin, expel Russian people from Russia

Foreigners will learn Russian language

I love my work.
Among the congratulatory cards presented to me by students, my favorite is received on my birthday in the first year of work:
“Dear broker! “We’re going to take you, Madam your mother!”

Growing long nails.

31.03.2011 10:20:24, redbilberry
And Kisa from the morning scared my nails.
31.03.2011 10:20:39, Doom
I have dried up since evening.

Oh Dybal, I bought a sticker on the system with Tux, and decided that in the middle of the touchpad on the notebook he would look great, what a Dybal...
No, I must admit that it still looks beautiful.

Don’t open the window at night, I’ll freeze.
Hide yourself and don’t freeze.
M: So you take my blanket from me.
Q: Do I pick up every night?
I’m more likely to wake up in the morning with another grandmother than under a blanket.

The case on radio:
DJI: "Today is a beautiful weather! Rain with storm! So let’s go out and breathe nitrogen!

I love gin tonic with starburst-type chewing chemical sweets. Yesterday I took two cans of 0.5 and candy four packs ^^
Blowing the rainbow?

What about the Moscow Metro?
ThomasXIII: You know, after I went to the lyceum for 5 years on the same bus that the whole village was trying to go to work to the center, I realized that there was no pressure in the Moscow metro. They just trumble badly in the wagon.

from ZH:
by Elena: 1. To bind the serpent with his legs and wings.
2nd A serpent’s mouth.
Three Draw the snake to the end.

I was looking for a toy scheme, if anything.

xxx(21:32 22.02.2011):By the way, my notebook was stolen... brought home defective (hard covered) and some chucmeak broke out...
xxx(11:24 23.02.2011):The weather will soon return, according to the announcement about the repair of the PC called, on the laptop wheel to put...
ahh(14:48 22.02.2011):But you won’t believe...

The Epic Law of Murphy:
Once you want to test how Murphy’s laws work, they stop working.

The Companion:
Why are you eating so late?
I did not sleep.
and?
“Fedya told me yesterday about the peru, I didn’t sleep all night.

On VKontakte, a group of football fans was renamed in honor of April 1 in "House 2. Build your love" In an hour, almost 300 thousand people came out of the group.)))))

XXX: Listen to
YYYY: well
I am a paranoid. When I boil pellets, it seems that one or two pellets are disappearing from the pot.
YYY: Boy, I live in a community. When I cook peelings, half of them disappear naturally :)

My cat thinks he lives with the owner and the owner.

The morning news:

"Polpred Tolokonsky: Siberia is ready to take Japanese children on holiday"

One of the first comments:
Poor Japanese kids...from one ass to another...

XHH: I don’t know how you and I understood the difference between work and universe. Lack of constant feelings of anxiety