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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79593
 01.04.2013
Yesterday we decided together with goodwilland to cook a quick blend for breakfastand to askand go for a walk. In the end, we didn’t count with the quantities and the blowed these blowedd’s chips for 7 hours! Walked the fucking.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №79592
 01.04.2013
From the news:
In Samara will appearthe “Nano-tree”...
Its author Alexey Konoplev explained...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79591
 01.04.2013
[12:24] <Roll> I collects painting aqueen
[12:25] <Ride> the landscape of nature
[12:26] <FebruaryOct SevenPortOct> natural death of objects
[12:26] <FebruaryOct SevenPortOck> ROMAN BOOK!
[12:26] * Goebbels rjot
[12:28] * MarchOct SevenPortOct inscriptionis in lineto "the landscape of nature" to crestomatineem "my autobiography";
[12:30] <MarchOct SevenPortOck> ecg of heart
[12:30] <FebruaryOct SevenPortOkay> pelviography pelvis

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79590
 01.04.2013
1 April, text from operatora:

Find out howand today is a holiday! Send SMS to the number ##### only 25.72r.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79589
 01.04.2013
And for me oneone one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79588
 01.04.2013
x xx: to kill
yyy: is this a command or what?
ZZZ: And who exactly?
x xx: this is the infinite

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79587
 01.04.2013
Zlover
I read lectures. and there
"b) control of non-standard load (relays, bulbs, LEDs, electroconductors, intestinal twists, electroluminescent indicators, etc.and "

Horses of frogs

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79586
 01.04.2013
The C torrents:
xxx: amine brothers just from and don't waste time on from from this slice fullfrom from from from from from from from from from from from from from

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79585
 01.04.2013
For us, when bushand a police officer or prosecutor kills a couple or three people, he is simply cut off from abonemenand from killerin buddla on currentth month.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79584
 01.04.2013
1st of April:
The LDPR spoke with a draft law on a a a a a a a a a a a.

The commentary:
Are you sure that 1st Aprilis a joke?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №79583
 01.04.2013
xxx: (links to photos with vitaminmy for bodybuilders)
yyy: Tell me, at huy thebe it all? And now take a picture of your hue, so that show is a victim.
xxx: Well, you as children, have heard from some whispers that hoy is not it is growing. It is all not true. with huem everything is fine, don't worry
yyy: Take a picture.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79582
 01.04.2013
Interestingly, I only read the entire collection today in censoredlike, and only potlike saw the tab "filter" :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79581
 01.04.2013
sankir: Thanks to powalln and user literacy, we have learned that TeamViewer can be found even after demand at "tyvver".

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №79580
 01.04.2013
And my 78-year-old grandfather loves to troll my aunt with my Yorkshire terrier and other leopards: as soon as they start to lick, he strikes into the wall of the house/tree/fence and orets "Remove the covet! Get rid of the cow!and "

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №79579
 01.04.2013
[18:17:47] XXX: all so far
[18:17:52] YYY: so far
[18:17:53] ZZZ: so far
[18:18:05] AAA: So far
[18:18:07] BBB: chiva pen with the feathers on a a

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №79578
 01.04.2013
We watched the movie "The Hole". already samha, almost all of them are dead. It’s dark, some creatures are jumping. A scream from the room: “Give me a key and mouse, I’ll pass this level!”and "

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №79577
 01.04.2013
1st of April *
xxx: in the word thinkingat, let’s just be thinkingthat I’m somehow on web....

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79576
 01.04.2013
Sild: here I started to google these electromechanical systems
Sild: and sayunderstood firstthe EMS rule
Sild: nickmu do not tell about EMS (c) =\

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79575
 01.04.2013
Ittarma: Ssuka, accidentally for loadl all 150 tabs in the opera, in oneand one of them constantly MOVES the cow and huy now find

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79574
 01.04.2013
I honestly endured the whole of March without ever gossiping about pogodu, in the courtyard of April - can you swallow?

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