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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №126270
 01.04.2016
I will explain:

However, it was not the most terrible thing that the garden saw - one boy poured a milk bowl on his head. Like Nafiga - unsuccessfully guessed and educators, and fellow groups, and parents.

It is done simply - the plate stood on the edge of the table, dropped the spoon, put under the table, put the plate...

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126269
 01.04.2016
A smiley in the classical sense is a set of symbols serving to convey emotions, identified with the eyes, mouth, and sometimes the nose, eyebrows, etc. "> : - )" The one who puts only the clamps depicts only the mouth. "))" and He hides his eyes. So he’s dishonest with you and maybe lying or thinking something. The eyes are the mirror of the soul. Don’t trust a person who smiles with only his mouth.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №126268
 01.04.2016
I don’t know, April 1st, but where are the tricks?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №126267
 01.04.2016
Linch: I am standing at a tram stop, under the roof is a company of bombie man at twenty. One of them comes in and asks for a couple of rubles. I’m angry, busy, I’m thinking about shit, I’m shaking out all the little things, because it won’t save the father of Russian democracy. The boy is loudly delighted, goes back, they get enough for a gin-tonic. They sit and drink. The boy goes to shoot cigarettes, no one gives him, and I end up giving two pieces. He rejoices and goes back.
My tram approaches, I go there, and here the whole company begins to scream, applaud, go "thank you, thank you, give god health!"
The whole tram in Aachen. I have improved my karma.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №126266
 01.04.2016
In my opinion, someone should either take off the cross or put on cowards. I thought of myself as an opponent of generalization, and in the following paragraph you wrote: "Show me at least one woman who does not claim to be a male wallet!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №126265
 01.04.2016
I remembered, at the beginning of family life 12 years ago, my wife one morning told me:
I dreamed today that you changed me. So you stay without breakfast.)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №126264
 01.04.2016
Please explain, why can’t the image be considered information? Preferably with examples and references to literature/standards.

They are more upset when they learn that the image in the computer is also made up of units and no-li-coffs.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №126263
 01.04.2016
Here’s the joke on the internet:
"When I came home early from the night shift and saw a half-naked girl coming out of the bathroom, I scrolled in my head only three thoughts: has the son grown up, the husband or grandfather believed in himself?
People, who knows how it all ended?? to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №126262
 01.04.2016
Scoons: I’m facing pigeons at work, and I’m increasingly not understanding those who call these Foolish Fools the Birds of the World? It cannot, it cannot be the messenger of the world, to be so stupid and so much shit!
Viblis: Yes, this is the world when you can stumble and mourn without thinking of war :-)

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126261
 01.04.2016
I adore my brother!

We have a poor inheritance in the family for cardiovascular diseases, and my dad died of a heart attack, not living to retirement. Therefore, my brother was very alert, finding some discomfort in the left side of the chest, which occurs exclusively at work. No, not pain, just discomfort, but the cared for, as they say, God cares.

He went to the doctors, the doctors found nothing, and himself outside of work feels normal.

In general, it turned out that the case was the pass, which Losha used to wear in the loaded pocket of the jacket "for work". The jacket is narrow, the pass is hard, the leach is tenuous and has a large fat layer, which would extinguish the pressure of the pass on the chest, has no...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №126260
 01.04.2016
The question is, where is the shark’s leg?

Where in the stomach. Have you ever watched the "Square"?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №126259
 01.04.2016
About life in the United States, forum "Bay area" (San Francisco and the surrounding area):
Girls, who knows what’s going on in Walt Crick? There are huge ranks of people in the center (around California pizza), some sitting on bags.
YYY: This is the turn to pre-order the new Tesla 3...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №126258
 01.04.2016
I have an idiot of the year in the group. After Ying broke his leg very seriously, on the dispute for 100 rubles made a salto (Yes, I was drunk and never made a salto). In the end, I have never been in pairs, I came to the exam today with a new plaster! A week ago, when the old gips was removed, he decided to repeat the unsuccessful salto and broke the other leg.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №126257
 01.04.2016
After 12 p.m., the internet will turn into a pumpkin.
I didn’t pay (

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126256
 01.04.2016
“If by the age of 40 a woman’s house is not filled with children’s voices, it is filled with ghosts.” Where did you get this “people’s wisdom”?
Apparently, all your three wives are terribly afraid of ghosts, so each of you left a child. Ghostbuster is fucking.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №126255
 01.04.2016
Why is it so important for people to make others eat the same food they eat?
– is
It is not so scary. It’s much worse when parents try to force their children to eat what they don’t eat. So cabbage is not perceived as a useful, although not delicious food, but as a testimony to the authority of adults over children. For any more or less freelance-loving, intelligent child with a sense of self-worth, the formula is not enough: “Do as I said, because I said, and point.” This is very disgusting even in adulthood (me, for example, one of my teachers is trying to build this way, although we are almost equals with him, but I at least understand that it humiliates him much more than me). And in childhood you can completely break a child - because it is so easy to inspire him the thought of his nothingness.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126254
 01.04.2016
xxx: here are the hits in the cosmoper, the hits in the past, the hits in the anime and almost the pink concepts that rebuild the world in the "best" side. Interesting, have you already been on TV?
YYY : No. You can calmly write about it.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126253
 01.04.2016
A second marriage is not terrible. The first time I made a mistake, made conclusions and approached creating a family more responsibly. I seem very willing to believe it. But the third and subsequent marriages indicate that something is wrong with this man.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №126252
 01.04.2016
No one is asking what a crap is.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126251
 01.04.2016
14:01 today
In Rosavtodor linked the improvement of the quality of roads with the increase in the number of accidents

What if they don’t invent, only if the roads are not repaired.

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