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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №140132
 01.04.2017
Do you know what a blogger writer is like? The blogger is like a pigeon, eaten. of moment. And for the writer, the digestion of information takes a long time.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140131
 01.04.2017
Rush in the whole voice. and. and.
Coincidentally (no, honestly ;) ) stumbled on the aliexpress on a false imitator
False imitators there are in the section "Hud Care", sub-section "Motherhood"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140130
 01.04.2017
Borrow a porche, you are a bad engineer, once 2x2 you can't fold! The grandmother is looking for it. The grandmother found you. And normal girls are not easy for you. She is actually smarter - not that on a date with you will not go, but even dating in the virtual will avoid in advance.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140129
 01.04.2017
At first it was evil, and it was evil to God, and evil was God. And he created plants and animals and man, so that all things would be evil.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140128
 01.04.2017
At the "ambulance" were with volunteers at the seminar, not immediately found a training cabinet. While we were looking, the guard asked, “Are we joking here?” Hunting for Pokémon?! to
What kind of Pokémon?
Let them hunt here regularly!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140127
 01.04.2017
xxx: I drove a taxi at night with a 45-year-old man... here he turns into an incomprehensible area, into some kind of e@enya, goes to a garage cooperative. I’m ready with the drink, I sit, I’m silent, I’m afraid to speak! Then he stops, takes off his glasses, exhales... fixing the mirror in the cabin, sees my reflection and says, “Who are you?” In short, it turned out, the man thought and came to put the car in his garage, earned, poor!

YYY: How did they bring me? And it seems like just stealing and leaving alive did not intend to.

ZZZ: Was it left alive or not in the end?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140126
 01.04.2017
XXX Sherlock, how did you acquire deductive skills?
I was bitten by a radioactive detective.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140125
 01.04.2017
Livsi: Citizens work well for the state, and the state protects, treats, teaches them.
Cadaver: I feel like citizens are venting the state with their work for how it protects, treats and teaches them, especially the guards, doctors and teachers.)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №140124
 01.04.2017
I just like to kill people. Not really, of course. Real murders are not necessary if you have good enough imagination. c) Stephen King

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140123
 01.04.2017
All overnight at work.

What fucking pride do you have that you have such a heroic organization of work that it is impossible to fit into working hours?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140122
 01.04.2017
XX: During the operation you can get anesthesia. There is no sleep during narcotics. You feel the injection, blink, lie on the operating table, and open your eyes already in the room. For you, a second has passed, but the operation for this time has already ended and you have been transported from the operating room to the room.
So, death is the same, but without awakening.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140121
 01.04.2017
...from the discussion of web server vulnerabilities in Miele dishwashers:

AntonSor> Survived, washing dishes under Linux!
ultraElephant> The same Linux for housewives.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140120
 01.04.2017
A Kentucky congressman expressed the right thought in a last year’s interview with Reason magazine: “When people ask, ‘Will our children live better than us?’ I answer, ‘Yes, but it doesn’t depend on politicians, it depends on engineers.’”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140119
 01.04.2017
Comments under the video "What happens in the head of a rooted procrastinator"

I will see tomorrow.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140118
 01.04.2017
In the dining room:
XXX: Give me a salad.
Yyy: It doesn’t look very fresh, don’t you fear it’s going to be bad?
If I suddenly get bad, I will have an official reason not to go out tomorrow for this stupid Saturday.
Give me two salads.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140117
 01.04.2017
Comment to the news: "The actor and writer Yevgeny Grishkovets expelled from the hall a spectator who fell asleep during his performance"

And then he asked two laughing young men to go on stage and forced them to tell the hall that they had such a funny thing. At the end of the evening, the actor and writer invited a spectator who spoke with a neighbor to continue the performance for him. Another viewer, who was writing a text message on his smartphone in the midst of the show, the famous director asked to repeat the part of the role he was playing now, and when the viewer could not, asked him to go out in the theater hallway and think about his behavior.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140116
 01.04.2017
XXX: How is the meeting?
yyy: It was crazy interesting, I barely broke my mouth. Even the factor in the mind to calculate, in order to at least somehow have fun. I reached 11 and then I had finished operating memory.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140115
 01.04.2017
Do you know anything about higher mathematics?
It is clearly better for me than for all of them.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №140114
 01.04.2017
Did you know that salmon has lice? These small (up to 1.5 cm) parasites drink the blood of fish, eat them and carry diseases. Salmon farms, where hundreds of thousands of fish live in one place, are the perfect place for lice. What is this about technology?"

Norway is the largest producer of salmon. To combat parasites there invented a cool thing - a submarine drone Stingray. Using computer vision, he recognizes lice on fish and shoots them from a distance of up to 2 meters with a green laser, similar to what is used in surgery. Parasites are instantly roasted, and the laser does not harm the fish - the scaly reflects the rays. One plant per day can destroy tens of thousands of parasites. This is not a laboratory concept – Stingray is already being used by more than 100 fish farms in Norway. A submarine drone, shooting from a laser on lice on salmon - sounds strange, looks futuristic, and most importantly - it is not a toy, but a really useful thing. This is really cool tech.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140113
 01.04.2017
It seemed to me that the ability of a musical performer was assessed a little differently.

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A strange pattern has long been observed. The more on the popular singer's clothes, the better she sings.

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