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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №157826
 01.04.2022
It is clear why war is needed by those who sit in the offices, but it is not clear why war is needed by those who are on the battlefield.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №157825
 01.04.2022
We were cool at the gathering with a loaf overlooking the appearance of the girls: shorts are short, blouses are exciting, destroying painted. They say that you are such parents if you can’t make them look decent. One daddy stands up here, approaches her and suddenly sweeps her phone under her nose. She says, “Look, this girl is a physics Olympiad winner. She has a shirt and makeup, and what, does it bother her? Children should be taught, not thrown into their brains with an external view.” The beautiful woman immediately confused the whole hustle. She is physics leading, and the results in children are below the average.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №157824
 01.04.2022
After the Oscars ceremony, I’m tormented by one thought: “What if Will Smith was white?”

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