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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №127582
 01.05.2016
For detailed information about the nature of Siberia use the link.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127581
 01.05.2016
News "Jews sold a synagogue in Marseille to Muslims"
HHH: They just want to get...

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127580
 01.05.2016
30 April 2016. The Easter Eve. In front of me in a row, a man buys cupcakes, eggs, cakes of all kinds... In short, he is preparing for the holiday. When the cashier proclaimed the sum, even I shrugged... 666 rubles.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №127579
 01.05.2016
I send two younger sons to sleep (the older one is almost shaking up). Within a few minutes, they are already carried around the house, playing a horse, crawling and laughing. I’m upset: “Children, are you sleeping like that? :shock: - "Oh, mom, go to bed, it's just like you take a picture!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №127578
 01.05.2016
Adding the intrigue:

Today in one of the districts of the city will change the quality of drinking water".
It is intriguing, fucking. I would also add: "Have you guessed what"

The main question is where the water quality will change ;)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №127577
 01.05.2016
We have a couple of young people working at the department as operators of the 20s. A bit unusual. Usually this is an uncertain age aunt, stuck to the loss of the instinct of self-preservation. The chief explained that the youths are undergoing alternative military service, in the sense that they have already passed, and so have remained (with work in the city is not thick). In this regard, the question was raised:
“Well, okay, now they understand... And what punishment are we taking here?
"Friendly rust" was the answer.

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