ColdBlood(21:41:55 30/04/2011)
If your friend’s head is cut off, you’ll run away screaming NO!!! to the head or to the body?

About the wedding photo of the British prince driving Aston Martin:

XXX: Ella or Ni Chi
Me too
He has cakes in pursuit.

yyy: he has an Aston Martin DB6 Mark 2 under his ass, and a princess on the passenger seat, so let him have some cockroaches on his pursuit...

and Sgt. Joker> ppc, watched the zombie. Why are advertisements so shit?
<mazahaka ©> maybe because of the baby?
and Sgt. Joker> five babies measure the pads, sing about their monthly and hell twist the ass of everyone in sight
<mazahaka ©> how can you trust a person who bleeds every month but does not die?
and Sgt. Joker> It seems we are rare chauvinist pigs, friend.
<mazahaka ©> yes, the main thing is that now no one knows about it, or we will be bitten :D

Whether Putin or Medvedev ignited: "We need to bring the scholarship to the subsistence minimum - 6000, that is, increase it by 2 times!"
I like their arithmetic 1000*2=6000

<dracoša> Did you have sex?
<kpakadil> I had one. My friends told me about it the next day.
<drakoša> with another person?
<kpakadil> fucking Should it be with a man?

XXX: I and the girl broke up and I now have a manic desire to fuck any of her girlfriend)))
YYY: I fucked her two friends when I split up with her.
YYY: One truth before they split up
YYY: That’s why we split up.

<xxx> Religion as a member.
<xxx> If you have it, it’s okay.
<xxx> If you’re proud of what you have, that’s okay too.
<xxx> You just don’t have to fuck them all in sight.
<xxx> And even more so, you don’t have to force it into children.

The exclusive show of the first wedding night of Prince William will be broadcast tonight on the nightly television channel Ren-TV.
© Bridesmaids

Buying a magazine:
Give me "Power" and "Money" at the same time!

Oh, and I remember:
- "Truths" no, "Russia" sold, there is only one "Work" left!

I asked a friend to take me with my son (6 years old). We go. by Oke.
We stop at the light. The son looks at the other cars and asks:
Why do we go in the luggage?! to

Talk about cats:
The cat smells from the mouth, what's the reason?
YYY: Well, that’s quite normal, he’s all licking himself – including his ass :)
xxx: I also have a lot of people at work who smell out of their mouth, but they can not lick their ass physiologically :)
There are also people from above. ;)

I didn’t tell you yet, but my cat is always following me, this little cat pitch goes with me to the toilet and the shower, so today I didn’t let him go to the toilet with me, and he sat next to the toilet. Well, so George (the neighbor) decided that Stason (the cat) was waiting for the turn and stood up after him, went out of the room Jonic (the second neighbor) and stood up for George, I fuck, I admire this fucking apartment.

Not often in the early morning you will encounter a half-naked boomer, coming out of the sewerage, who asks:
- Young man, and you will not tell when the heating will be turned off, or there below, it is hot like in the bathroom...
I hanged for a moment, and felt like him... I honestly didn’t know what to answer)