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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №29471
 01.05.2010
xxx: I go, so I do not touch anyone, there is a call: go there, the head of the computer broke.
XXX: I went straight with the bicycle to them. I ask what happened - they answer, it doesn't work, why we don't know what we did, we don't remember.
XX: Well, I say, I’ll have to hit the drum.
XXX: The head was very upset. She is an elderly woman, with two senior students, who has been working for five years in the company. And then came a man in a helmet and socks, and is going to beat her in the face.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №29470
 01.05.2010
Judging by the fact that they started writing here, in the FSB the hair on the ass should move from the read.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №29469
 01.05.2010
Bicyclists, join the "blue-weatherers", you can ride fearlessly with a deer on your head.

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №29468
 01.05.2010
And with us, in part, the combridge fired all the nurses, only for the fact that they bothered his mistress, including those who have small children and those who are retired nearby, it is not funny, because of the war.
Hello you, captain of the mountain brigade, Colonel Sokolov.
and Lexus.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29467
 01.05.2010
I am looking for a smart, payable man.
Do you play chess on Dengue?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29466
 01.05.2010
I drive on the mcado, I see a car with flashbacks in front. Everything would be nothing, but that car was a red red, terrible Fiat. I think - and the food of such a mega flashlight... I come closer, the picture is this: on the roof, a scotch (hundred layers), 2 plastic cages are wrapped, red and blue, and the inscription "Suko Zlo flashlights".

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №29465
 01.05.2010
A backbone is a way of passing information from one generation to another.
Speed is usually normal.
WOW: it happens that packets are lost, but when re-sending the record even better

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №29464
 01.05.2010
I love the car ;)
I do not have a smoker.
Look at the Forums
First post on the topic:
"Do not suck anything in this hero smoker!!!!and "

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №29463
 01.05.2010
Oleg: Themcooooooooooooooo!
We have signed the contract!
Oleg: on the trail. We are going to a new house for a week.
Oleg is all! Good afternoon, hungry new life!

[ + 73 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29462
 01.05.2010
The Google Translator:
Translation: English > Russian

"strict" ->

1 strictly
............
7 The Evil

Google did not contact them either.

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29461
 01.05.2010
Let the surrounding forests smell of shale, let it be first-May!
Get rid of your rubbish, pigs.

[ + 135 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29460
 01.05.2010
People, if you feel bad in a public place, then take a shirt in your hand! The fact is that in Moscow everyone is fooled and a lying person (or a sitting person) is perceived only as drunk. The only way out is to wear a shirt with you, and when it gets overwhelmed for some reason, take it in your hand to mark yourself. They will come to you!
Hopefully, over time, people will be able to distinguish drunkards from those who need help.
Your clothes are your insurance.
I hope everyone understands what I wrote here and why.

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29459
 01.05.2010
From the tape:
Medvedev proposed to support Russian game developers
Onishchenko found a Siberian ulcer in the remains of a mammoth
Luzhkov found in the subterranean river of Moscow tiger albino

Fuck, they really have nothing to wait for our money anymore!? to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №29458
 01.05.2010
pyjamas
In the caryotype of the ordinary bober 48 chromosomes (in the American bober - 40).

pyjamas
The voice in the head

pyjamas
No foolish

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29457
 01.05.2010
The girl wants her to be taken by the one she wants to give.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №29456
 01.05.2010
Mom asked, “Do you know any other ways of preparing for exams besides prayer?”
The fucking...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №29455
 01.05.2010
The back of the phone stopped holding. One comrade advised to stick it to the battery with a bilateral scotch.
Day one: start losing the cover together with the battery;
The same person advised to stick the battery to the back wall of the phone.
Day 2: Everything is great!
Day 3: Everything is great!
Day 4: I lost my phone (

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №29454
 01.05.2010
You are a marionette.
Tirador: Like all humans
You have a mania of greatness.
Like all schizophrenics.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29453
 01.05.2010
I recovered 8kg last summer.
YYY: What was weighed in the shirt?
XXX is no shirt.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №29452
 01.05.2010
[Thank you]
>> I can afford to buy potatoes
[Thank you]
>> Will you get married to me?
[Wow]
<< Instead of giving
WOWU
<< Only I will not live with you
[Wow]
<< I have so much to allow my mom after marriage should

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