Crisis and hunger. Read the advice. I did not believe, I checked. and 1 cm. The guys! There is no need to increase anything: it is so big, only in the folds of the belly. Life is corresponding. Get rid of it – it really works!

I remember the case at the district clinic. A new doctor-chirurg came, after the universe, cute and nice. Then breast cancer prevention was carried out everywhere and any doctor (surgeon, therapist, gynecologist) during their reception had to check the breast of women for any neoplasms. Some of the doctors did it, some did not. Then the young doctor came to the aunt with complaints. And all at the end of the reception demanded the prevention of breast cancer. He turned red and sweated, turned his eyes aside, but carefully touched his aunt's ticks. And when they left the office, they chicked and advised all their acquaintances.

X: Let’s start a company.
Yyy: o.o Why?
Xxx: Well, I have an allergy. Cats are not :)

Andrei: I turned on my head on REN-TV on the weekend. According to experts, humans originated from hobbies, giants, dinosaurs, dragons, reptiles, aliens and even medusas. All in one broadcast :D

“Because if everyone goes up with their statute to another monastery, it will eventually result in a universal bordel.

Tolerance in the army: we have to know with whom to fight

How did Constantinople become Istanbul?

Greeks who converted to Islam were exempt from taxation.

Hmmmm...

Orthodox proletarians of all countries, unite!
Christ has risen! Go to the mausoleum!

As if the parade of the planets fell on Friday the 13th. Look at it, maybe it really came back.

What will be celebrated first: Easter or Work Day?
Celebration Day of the Tree

Write as you are in the office.
Theme: OK
...
I am an office.
I'm not going to fix it :R
WOW: How much meaning can be hidden in two errors >_<

XXX: Do you want to go south or hunk?
zzz: the wreck may at least swallow its wings, but it will not reach the south. It will fall halfway from exhaustion, and no swallows will help it, because they will be mocked. Their words do not mean anything before the journey, they will renounce them as easily as they give promises. Somehow it all works.

We have an electrician at the factory with the name King. And when you call the controller to turn off the transformator, they ask who gave the good. You answer: "The King has allowed".

Ten years ago in our city began to demolish sludge-filled houses. Residents were given new apartments from the state, and the meterage was counted for each tenant. Entrepreneurial citizens, wishing to improve the conditions, began to buy apartments in these houses, the price in a couple of months went up to heaven. A square meter in the houses, which Lenin remembered alive, was equal to the metro in the new residential complex of last year’s building... And because for the hook, an entrepreneurial man agrees to pay any money!

When my grandmother was dying, I saw that Stalin on our magazine table, in tapes and bands, danced the cancan and called her to hell.
Shut it down if it wasn’t Glucks!

No other acquaintance, who proudly praised himself as a vegan, who claimed to value any life, even the smallest mosquito, has not passed the test of mosquitoes.

Orthodox proletarians of all countries, unite!
Christ has risen! Go to the mausoleum!

But Lexus is not made with the MCP. Arriving in the machine.

I understand it, brother! The same trouble - shochu with the ACP is not released 8-)))))

In the coffin.
"And you will fly up your pockets"

They usually get those to whom they were unable to reach.

I played with my son on a horse. He slapped him on the neck until he struck a little bit of the tumble. This great rider tears from me, asking:
Is the horse hurt?
very strongly.
Couldn’t you catch me anymore?
I cannot.
It is sorry. Will have to shoot.