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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №152204
 01.05.2019
Conduct in Taiwan. It is best to put a bell on the clothes. His voice scares the bear. And it is better not to walk on the bear trails - they can be recognized by the presence of a bear's mark. It is not difficult to understand what a bear is. Usually there is a bell.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №152203
 01.05.2019
If anything threatens Russia, it’s not the cats of the West, not the uras-patriots, not the fifth column, not the liberals, not national clashes, not a permanently dormant prime minister, but effective managers.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №152202
 01.05.2019
British rider Mark Fisher has recently been at the center of a scandal that broke out after he said he had no idea what Getty Jones, who has long been his second driver, had told him during the race.

The second pilot was supposed to read a so-called "legend" - a series of notes describing the route of the track, but Fisher called it "a complete nonsense" and that he was kidding the second pilot all these years. “It’s just abracadabra,” he said. “But the organizers believe that during the race there should be two people in the car. Getty is a good guy, so I always took him with me.”

Davis wasly angry at Fisher's words and claimed that they were equal partners in the team, but Fisher immediately denied it.

“Okay, okay,” he cried out. "Listen only - 100 PR2-4 on LV5-1 throw at the outlet! It is 300. And what will this help me when I am carried by the side at a speed of ninety miles per hour?”

Fisher is not the first time he is being discussed because of his role as a second pilot. In 2009, at a rally in Yuvesküla, Finland, without a second driver, he forcibly drove a homeless wanderer into the car, thus fulfilling the condition of "two people in the car." The trick was learned after viewing the recording from the camera installed in the car, which shows how the Finnish second pilot instead of reading the legend repeats "This is shit!“Sometimes inserting phrases like “Care, home!” “Slow down, you are the shit!”

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №152201
 01.05.2019
Every time I am not tired of wondering how two phrases are used in our country: "don't engage in self-medication" and "record to the therapist for June".

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