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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65059
 01.06.2012
I sit, therefore at work, in parallel with my beloved I communicate:
I: Hello
She: Hi, you know, I decided to turn into a blonde!
I: Well, your thing, I like it... by the way, I noticed that you have a multi-tachpad on your notebook.
She: How is it?
I: Well, like on your HTS, you can narrow, expand with two fingers.
She: Okay, I will try it.
This is not the case with Nippon (((
Okay, I will come, I will show you.
In a few hours:
She: Baby, is this not to be done by the mouse? and?
I: Have the courage to paint.)

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65058
 01.06.2012
Diablo 3 developer dies, goes through all the circles of hell, kills the devil, stands in front of the gates of heaven.
The Apostle Peter finds himself with a list: - this and that?
The developer: Yes.
Apostle Peter: Sorry, mistake 37

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65057
 01.06.2012
MK: I am a Megan diplomat!!!))
VVVictoRRR: the VTF?
MK: I got sick, did not go to work, the boss needed a document, which I made at my compass. In general, I had to show wonders of delicacy and excitement in order to explain to the boss with a poker face that the file lies in the folder "Different Hut" in the attached folder "Hut"...

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65056
 01.06.2012
Buying a 48 size shoe.

XXX: I bought shoes at the start-up. Where I looked I didn’t understand and got 14 size English, our 50th. I wear 40. Really stunned when I got it. He wrote Valueva on Twitter saying he didn’t need him for half the price. He did not answer. Then I put it on the aircraft and bought it quickly from Hardy. So whoever will be in the Tver enter yourself carefully, otherwise don’t give god to the master of my shoes narvetsya.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65055
 01.06.2012
XXXX: Google is not a verb, but an inflammation of Google!

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65054
 01.06.2012
When I read about A3 I found out:

Surprises await us at every step. Let’s say you’re reading a book on your iPad and suddenly noticing that a good musician plays next to you. Or you’re traveling the internet sitting on the couch and witnessing a funny scene: a dog wears your daughter’s ballet pack.

What will a dog do???? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65053
 01.06.2012
After the seizure of Berlin, many of our fighters signed up on the walls of the Reichstag. The most powerful, in my opinion, the inscription left someone Sidorov. It is mentioned by Nikolai Nikulin in his book “Remembrances of War”:
“The best autograph I’ve ever seen was, if I can’t forget, on the basement of the statue of the Great Courier. There was a bronze board with the genealogy and the list of great people of Germany: Goethe, Schiller, Molte, Schliffen and others. It was crushed by a crumb, and below it was the following: “I fucking you all! and Siddhartha.”

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65052
 01.06.2012
Andrew: I long thought that raw foods are those who eat one cheese.
Andrew: "there are the idiots" - I thought
Andrew: Then accidentally learned that they are those who eat food without processing.
Andrew: Absolutely a fool!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65051
 01.06.2012
XXX: Please help.. to conduct a DR need a game "Twister".. may someone borrow.. for a day...
YYY: Take a forgiveness, let’s write yourself
XX: Only yellow circles can be written. What about the other colors? ?
ZZZ: Well red is also simple. It hurts ?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65050
 01.06.2012
I print a curriculum for a client girl. I ask about the paper:
Can you bring it or I print it?
and well.
- What "good", can you bring or I print on your own?
and yes.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65049
 01.06.2012
In the subway I see people, a sheep reading a book in front of me. I look down on the cover, and I see: I am the sheep.
O_O

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65048
 01.06.2012
The letter was written to an OS predecessor and sent on soap in the hope that he would appear in the universe and make the notes:

Moscow, the Kremlin and the state. Headed by Tchk Zpt
They write to you holops in the amount of 4 souls, by name:
XXX is
YYYY
ZZZ
Mmm

We are humbly interested in when we will be able to see your bright image in Corps No. 2 of the Vladimir State Shrine of Knowledge named after the Brothers Stoletov.
We humbly ask you to stamp our books with your royal signature in order to decide our fate and allow ourselves to go before the exams.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №65047
 01.06.2012
XXX is too cute. Feed them and let them give you honey.
Yyy: Asse does not seem to give honey.
They give someone a puddle, take honey, and carry the man who feeds them.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65046
 01.06.2012
Vahrik: in our department a new accountant works, apparently decided to impress me)))
Vahrik: type of advanced computer worker, fucking.
Vahrik: "Say, and how does a Samsung computer differ from a router?"
Vahrik: I am 5 minutes dependent))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65045
 01.06.2012
Wife, Wife and Husband

The risk of dying during sex with a mistress is much higher than with a wife.
Which is the death?
HH: It doesn’t matter!! to
How does it matter? )) How can you die during sex?
stress, fear of not satisfying the expectations of a new partner+most often alcohol and heavy food before...being all this shit somehow...do not change short or you will die

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65044
 01.06.2012
In the "Related" consultant tells about the e-book that I was interested in
Consultant:... this pocket book can read books in pdf format.
I: Wait, and such formats as doc, djvu are supported?
Advisor: I honestly don’t know. I have only used popular formats and have never heard of them.

[ + 23 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65043
 01.06.2012
ddd: by the way, Peter has a very large percentage of girls who will even give a bander on if he makes a mistake.
ooo: Aaaaa... So that’s why Peter is the cultural capital... The secret of culture is uncovered!!! by ROFL

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65042
 01.06.2012
Review of Diablo 3:
BYCHAra: Sedna, by the way, clearly trolled in General people)
BYCHAra: There someone asked if there was anyone from England.
Bychara: He replied, yes, I’m from London
BYCHAra: I wrote "London is a capital of Great Britain"
BYCHAra: So many Russians have reacted to this phrase)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65041
 01.06.2012
Going home, the children are sitting on the bench: a boy and a girl. Check the compatibility of each other by name"

M: Blind...
D: Okay, you just named us parents wrongly.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65040
 01.06.2012
StyleT: I liked the app, I think to buy a book, but stresses when reading the constantly shining title of the book on the top of the screen, how to remove it? I know the name, and I don’t need to remind you.
Freeek: You know, and the one in the subway looking at you in the screen is not :)

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