Lies are punishable, but compliments are encouraged.

My very well-nourished and well-eating cousin in the kindergarten offered the little girls a profitable deal:
“Take my shoes and I’ll eat your portion for you.

Under Moscow, a pyramid built 10 years ago was blowed by the wind. The pyramids under Cairo, built 4000 years ago, spread offensive laughter.

Here again

What does this bag have to do with? Bring the whole apartment there. But cups and plates should not be on the desk. Shorts and jackets on the chairs as well.

If I'm cold at +24 and I want to put on a shirt and not to pull it with me every day? Although I explain to you. For you, work like a spherical horse in a vacuum: the worker does not drink, does not eat, does not freeze and is probably happy with everything. I hope you have employees at least think, or maybe it is prohibited?

#bus_educational
XX: Ah, a lot of knowledge is a lot of sadness. Now you will not be the same cute, furry animal for me after I learned your Latin name, Spermophilus.
yyy: Spermophilus literally - seed love (Dr.-Greek. σπέρμα — the seed). If you had studied in the injury, your sorrows would be multiplied every day.

Humor: the meaning of fake ancient names: Autogen - self-born, Purgen - pure

“Mobile operators explained the lack of mass messaging about the hurricane by the fact that the Emergency Service notified them of the storm approaching too late.
The Ministry of Emergency Affairs said that the forecast from the Roshydromet Center about the hurricane came only on May 29.
According to the manufacturer of short-term weather forecasts of the Hydrometeorological Center of Russia Alexander Golubev, the forecast for the start of the hurricane was released three hours before the start of the deterioration of the weather.
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You have read the miniature "how services work in Russia or search for extreme"

Commenting on the escalating scandal, Communist Governor Potomsky in his interview with the radio station "Moscow Speaks" stated that "observations" to Nectarius can only Metropolitan Orlovsky Antony. Who authorized journalists to ask questions? The owner of Orlovsk News has no right to behave in this way,” he said.

“If we go to the representatives of God, we begin to lynch them and water them with something... God is not a freer, he sees everything. There is only one judgment: the judgment of God. This goes to the patriarch: not the clock, not the way he lives, not the cars he rides,” added the member of the KPRF.
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If we have such governors, then, apparently, it is still a freeroll.

For whom is “Boyan”...

YYY: It is right to write “bayan”! Sorry, I couldn’t stand up. I played it in school for eight years. Finally it was useful!

zzz: From Wikipedia:
Boian (Boian) - archaeological culture of the Neolithic period (4th thousand years). to do. N N. E is.on the territory of Moldova, Romania and Bulgaria.

That is, when they say “well, it’s already crazy” about a topic, it means that this topic is 5-6 thousand years old.

Fuck, it didn’t work yet!

>>– I cleaned the house... Nobody needs the 3d calendar of CCCP 1989-1990?))
>>– This is not a cleaning, it’s an archaeology :)
Do not throw it away, the 89th can be used now.
The 1990s will be useful in 2018

XHH: We went to the festival, yes... I didn’t take a photo with me specifically! He knew!
HH: But not though! To Yara still attached a photographer: Hey, girl, and you are so dressed, and you are so beautiful, can I take a picture of you?
A Hour and a Half! For an hour and a half, this unfortunate patient suffered from Yara for all his curvature. And the light is not so, and the duration is not there, and the focus has gone, and the horizon has fallen by half a degree, and in general, give the camera, I will show the class!
XHH: Overall, I’ve been able to get around the whole festival, and she’s still tormenting the unfortunate man.
Q: Do you know what she said to him?
She gave him a visit card and advised to come to her for a course. According to the photo, yes...

David went to Peter with his friends. In this case, a comrade from the real, not the northern, capital, was drawn to his dear heart. The commander, he says, but for your sake came a day earlier, he says. Together, they saw the night and walked all night until the morning. The comrade used to go to bed at 10 o'clock, so by 5 o'clock and 30 kilometers on foot he was reluctant. He said, No Noah. At the end of the walk, only seeing his hotel, he ran away without kissing anyone. I shouted: I hate you. He jumped through half-meter barriers on the track. He fell but did not give up.
In the morning I called: I hate you, but I will take you on the train. For the farewell ceremony among the courtyards, he even bought a cognac. When he again started to drum something under his nose about “how much you can walk,” and we said “no no,” he joyfully demonstrated his brandy and drove us under his nose.
Why not Noah? This is "Noah"!!! and smiles.
The clever shit.

In the discussion S.M.A.R.T. of attributes:

XXX is Welcome!
Here’s what my old good 640 GB Seagate hard drive shows. Purchased a long time ago, somewhere in the area 5-10 years has passed.
*Smart screen with a critically large bunch of relocks*
Should we panic? There is a lot, enough important data on it! Sometimes it "disappears" from the system, appears only after restarting the computer.

yyy: If you don’t have a backup then immediately shoot yourself in the foot to feel the pain of data loss.

Sirius: Today the entire hostel was rubbed over the commander
Eugene: What was it?
Sirius wakes up at 7 a.m. with an announcement
Eugene: What kind of one?? to
Sirius: "Dear students, who was yesterday throwing eggs into the passers? If you're really a man, come down to me, let's talk a man if you're really a man.
Sirius: Imagine it with his accent
Sirius: In 3 minutes another one: "If you are still a girl - come too"

The First Commandment of the Perfectionist:

It is better to do well, but never, than to do something today.

gamergoltz: Windows 10 at completion began to issue the error about "memory cannot be read". I’ve gotten back in tears – I’ve been writing Win Xp every time I launched on my first course 13 years ago. Ten of them were born right away!

I will not forget the "dinner" airlines "KD-Avia": a bank of yogurt, a bank of beer, a salty cucumbers. There are no instruments.
To my question, how is it, the steward, barely withholding laughter, said:
Do you not understand? You take a cucumbers, make yogurt, lick, drink beer.