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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65019
 01.06.2012
Segamegadrive: When I was a student and I met with my girlfriend, I constantly gave her flowers, mostly roses, then white and then red.I do not understand where the money came from.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65018
 01.06.2012
The space house?

Epifun: 2 million houses sold by km. View of the sea via Google Maps

At a distance of 2 million. The house is not even on the moon, but on some asteroid.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65017
 01.06.2012
Yes, the boss, we captured the hostages, took the circular defense in the building and disconnected all communications. But then that guy climbed up the ventilation pipes and went straight through the beaten glass, killing everyone we sent to stop him. No, the boss, he did not save the hostages, he passed by. I started connecting all the cables that we cut, bore something about "uptime". It seems to be a sysadmin man.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65016
 01.06.2012
Comments on advice "Don’t be shy to beat the coach in full force."

Bioboom: Everything should be within reasonable limits. If it’s unstable to try to beat the coach, then he can hit the machine in response in full force. Pure reflection, not from evil.

PombaGira: Okay, let a couple more people hold it while you beat!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65015
 01.06.2012
The xxx:
I liked the 9 series "Game of Thrones", the scene of the Dog and the Bronze.

The xxx:
Two murderers came together. They started screaming. The people disappeared like by magic. The murderers looked around – empty. I put the swords in the knives and sat down to drink the remaining beer)))

of professionalism)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65014
 01.06.2012
The xxx:
I sit in the office with the boss, a funny person, 45 years old, but very far from the internet humor. In the offices over us workers do repairs. When again something stumbled and dried up, I was forced to get stuck in the papers after the boss's phrase "They are shaking the pipe there."

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65013
 01.06.2012
xxx: Write me some ugliness, or I'm so happy I can't work!! to
YYY: We will all die
You have to have fun, have fun!!! to
Yyy: Travelling from 1 June
XXX is fucking

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