I am not afraid of other people. I fear myself. No one has hurt me as much as I did myself.

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The Black Mirror
Sorry, but you have to know the truth. Late at night, between 2 and 3 o’clock at night, go to the bathroom, never turn on the light, take a lighter or light bulb with you. Close the door behind you and stand in the dark, turn your face to the mirror, for 5 minutes try to look in the mirror in the outer dark, then try to light the lighting / scream with a light bulb, but only once, if you fail, then immediately, immediately open the door and as quietly as possible, without making abrupt movements, leave the bathroom and turn on the light. If you succeed... well, you will learn and learn a lot of new things, but I once again apologize to you for this.

The stones:
I saw my brother. Should it be?

I did everything as written, but I did not see your brother. Probably mistaken in something...

My friend complained about a creative mess.

The real mess on the table is when you find the calendar for the 98th year...

In earn to die Gluck noticed that when you fly over zombies without even hitting them, they still die.
Yyy: and when you fly over them, they shake their head and break their neck =)
That is logical. ?

Comments on Neutron Stars:

sly2m: I can’t imagine what force it takes to squeeze the planet to a walnut, with all its diamonds and hard rocks.

Lying on the couch will not work. You have to go to the gym, go to the gym.

We remove the small from the pampers. The process is not yet established, but, as they say, not the gods of the potts about. I pretend loudly the current affairs: yes, it is to lick, wash the described...
Man, melancholy: "Describe the washed..."

and----
You go into the army. They love to sing in choir. In a sober way, yes. Without any special reasons.
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The army is such a mysterious place where people on a sober head do such things that on a citizen's not even every drunk will come to mind.

Nirvana is Nirvana.

Goy issi, the traveler! Come here!
Be healthy, good man!
Do you have tobacco?
I have not smoked since I was a child.
Why so bold? When will I find?
Try it if your health is not offended.

From a conversation with an old acquaintance:

You're one of the most frightened girls with strange attachments to fools, of all I know.)

Someone has to be attached to it =)

A huge stone at the end of a not very long rope.

From the discussion of a face trainer for $50:
Shadow: I think it would be possible to chew a resor slide from the volga for 50 bits. You pump your face in times more effective :)))

The disgraceful:

The problem is that culture on people is a relatively thin shell under which the bloodthirsty savage still lives. And when the "shell" is broken...
By the way, the same Chikatilo was convicted. He killed half a hundred people while remaining mentally normal. As we are with you.

It is the culture you are talking about that only a few people have, the majority are satisfied with comparative civilization, that is. They are slightly washed and thrown with their fists not all in a row, some successfully do without these excesses.
And with Chikatilo, I think you are consciously overwhelming. Many times it has been written and said that at that time there was a secret rule, according to which such spiders were recognized as convicted, which allowed them to be sentenced to death, in order not to excite excitement in the masses again.

From the correspondence:
Please be objective and not blame the facts.

On one of the sports sites to the news: "in the deal on Neymar was included an orgy for his father" the comment that got the most likes: "all, I give my son to football!"

Who and what was looking from my phone that all the contextual advertising offers me to buy a "flying fairy"?

One day, a twenty-year-old girlfriend was home alone and in the morning walked in the appropriate shape in which girls go home when they think they are alone. And she thought so. It turned out that at night Dad came and slept in the room on the couch, covering his head with a blanket. Interesting are the words of the dad when he turned to the other side and saw the daughter in this form:
Why are you walking this way? Do you think Dad is old? Dad is not old yet, he can still give on the pope - it's painful!! to

The two worlds:
Someone bought an ahen TV.
YYY: No, it was someone who threw out the ahen box.

student
What do you think is hollow inside: a ball or a sphere? by 21:33:46
Dmitry
The Sphere. Monolithic bullet 21:34:12
student
But it is strange that the balloon is hollow 21:34:36
Although, if you think, we call a ball the air that is inside the spherical shell.
But then you can not hold anything in your hands, claiming that you have a balloon in your hands.

All my life I was angry when I was told that a woman is stupid, don’t lie down. I was in the bathroom today, and I agree with this argument. I went to the toilet in one room, the line of people 10+, 8 closed cabins, but 5 green icons - not occupied. I am not really busy. Others looked at me as if I was sick. Now I understand all the jokes that women are stupid.

Aaa: Most people almost never climb without a line. And almost no one likes when someone else tries to go through without a line. Surprisingly, this established world order is disrupted by the escalators. I’m not talking about people walking around on the left to run down the stairs. No is. People walk to the right and climb in front of others. There is an astonishing vision aberration. Half-circle of the crowd at the escalator for some reason ceases to be perceived as a line.

BBB: The same is practiced in traffic jams. Circuits on the side, on the lane for turns, etc.

ccc: This is inherited to us - our sperm to the egg was also not in line)

In big politics there is no word shrimpzli, there is only the word promijdanili.