If you didn’t know yet, the salt terribly affects our vessels and leads to heart attacks and strokes!
Yyy: Well, that is, the salt that is organic is correct, and the one that is GMO is cancer-causing. All is simple.

My husband likes to have sex in front of the mirror, relying on him. Before leaving for a business trip, I arranged the general cleaning and washed all the mirrors including. When I came back, the mirror was all in the fingerprints of my palms. The story of how I caught him in betrayal.

I lie down quietly at night, I lie down, I don’t touch anyone, suddenly I feel that someone slips on my back. Naturally, he took the miserable sharply and threw it somewhere. I slept.

In a dream, the story of an alpinist whom a giant crushed from the rock and threw down to a certain death... never before so conscientiously had been for a bucket...

Doctor Singer: I think this is a new form of natural selection. Now, when a person, in general, does not threaten to die from the cold, hunger and the nail of predators (in those countries where he is threatened, few people are interested in raw food in good will), a new mechanism of seeding is needed. Here is he. and :)

The woman in the subway told the whole car loudly:

Children are too many. They are hard to serve the state - benefits, kindergartens, decrees.
How can we make children less?
The contraception!! to
The best contraception is, of course, homosexuality!

XXX: I hope to go to you ^_^ I really want to become a pathologist)))) Please tell me, what was the first feeling when you first saw the corpse?))

YYY: The realization that the first man I saw naked was dead

The employer was looking for a commercial director, and necessarily a man, because the woman in the decree will leave.
He removed a bunch of class candidates only because of the shape of their genitals. He was a good comedian - a man with experience and a head, and generally, most importantly, a man.
And after six months, the man applies to him on the table - in child care leave. up to three years. But he paid him white, and his wife had a large, but black, and she does not have a child. Well, they decided to do so where more money would come out. She is at work, her husband is on vacation.
You will not escape fate.

We had a similar story in the state office. An enchanted table in a huge project organization: if a girl was transferred there, she went into a decree over the course of a year. The chief of the department of psychhanul, placed there a woman over 40, with two children - a year later went to the decree and she. “Well, now only men,” he decided, and placed a 25-year-old boy there...A couple of months later he was taken to the army. In short, we cut off this table.

Colorado Flies: and more generally, blasphemy from Satan, and with spider, other sexually transmitted diseases and abortions you need to fight only with morality and patriotism!! to

ealand: well, with morality more or less clear, explain about patriotism)

ealand: and even better show how to stretch it properly))

I have self-censorship of course. I will never publish a joke if it insults someone. A good joke should offend everyone.

5 exi
My father, when I was 9, bought a brain stimulator in the 1990s. A grid with electrodes to put on the head and a controller where you could change the power of the current and the intervals of "strokes", and much more apparently. I studied badly, my father decided to check on me. I put a small current to start and apparently not impressed by the result, I turned the pen into an extreme position. I lost consciousness, I woke up quickly enough... And I started learning better, but I think the effect was achieved by the reluctance to never wear it on myself.

I listened to a conversation between two 17 year old girls.



“Well, I’m there, he’s sitting in a sports suit, shoes, black eyes, well, you can see right away, well dressed...”

I work in tax.
In a week, a dozen declarations have been brought with the inscription "No money, but you keep"!

Change the old piece:

The Prime Minister said to us: "Hold on!"
I suggested not to disappoint.
We had previously swallowed,
Now what to suck?

I work in an apartment repair company. I went with my partner on order yesterday. The apartment is new, with bare walls. My grandmother at the age of 60, very educated. She told the front of work, said if she would be in a neighbor's apartment and asked to work quietly. We kicked, she went away.

The channels began to be drawn. During the break between the striking, I heard someone knocking on the battery. Well, as if the noise of the perforator did not decrease, we continued. Then she came and said in a raised tone that we are working very loudly and if we don’t stop bullying she will call the police. The time was day-to-day, according to the law, and we did repair it! She did not hear all our explanations and her clever and decent appearance did not want to understand anything.

We called the boss, he said that the contract..., don’t pay attention... continue to work.

We continued to work. and HOA! She came with the police! After her explanations, they said they would get it done and left.

Then the boss came... and eventually she broke the contract with us.

There’s a guy at work who sometimes comes with a wireless vacuum cleaner and cleans the printers. I recently bought a new Lada. Soaked though.

Thats the frog. Cats have eaten my ears. I hate.
Elphantine in its own juice.

(It’s about silicone elephant ears, but Wau didn’t need that explanation.)

Flint> You have money, and the phone is like a poor man.
<Zayus> Why do I need a new phone if everything is broken?
<Flint> oh... so you’re a niche.

Give you your dumb thoughts about the cracks on debt.will you write in a notebook and burn the apartment with him?

xxx: Hugged an ancient discussion on the topic of "selinux vs apparmor" (there is not about this, but about everything in a row, but also about this too), I read-progress - iiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! I find my own comment.
XXX: I am an old man.

Good people are very, very scary. Hosted with relatives in a village house, bought as a country, listened to the conversation of the neighbors about the superheavens.

You can, of course, go to the grandmother and bring a curse, but it is a sin. It is better to sincerely wish you health and put a candle for health in the church. Natalia says she did so with her neighbor, he died six months later!

The next day, the uncle said, “Hello,” I was somehow unwell.