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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №152368
 01.06.2019
The higher the intelligence of the pet, the more trouble with this animal.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №152367
 01.06.2019
“Chip and Dale...”

I flew this morning from Sakhalin to Moscow, through a dream: “Dear passengers... the ship’s commander... we need your help... if there is a doctor......... I have not heard of this for a long time, almost a year passed without accidents.
Nothing to do, I slipple from the chair, shuffle shoes, go crazy to the next salon.
The teenager, 12, stands, pale, the stomach hurts, the pressure is low, and also jumps, but does not lose consciousness.
While dragging him to the floor, two other women-doctors nearby formed, with one infectiologist, the other - a pediatrician, right into the ointment!
By the way, in recent years, fifteen noticed such a feature - if the flight Moscow - DV (Vladivostok, Sakhalin, Khabarovsk, Kamchatka, Magadan, Chita, Yakutsk...etc), then every time there is at least one doctor; and if the flights inside the European part of the country - then "to save the world" it is necessary, shit, again alone.
Something like acute pancreatitis... Slowly I bring the guy into a relative order; I hold more pressure on him, yes, intestinal spasms are removed, aunts with injections-tablets are dealt with, and mothers are communicating... until six o’clock, we’ll get exactly, you don’t need to sit down in an emergency.
Mom pleasantly struck - assembled, confident, answers questions briefly and accurately, does not beat in hysteria, does not show excessive initiative, trusted the child and awaits instructions... all would be.
Interesting was the reaction of passengers - usually in the plane in such cases people do not light up, do not climb under the hand, one or two people look from a distance, advice is not given. And then a man 20 around crowded, the salon is big, they are silent, do not disturb, but it cost me a guy to try to move from the chair to the floor, and he is bitten such, thin)), as a hand six almost not over my back pushed out and moved him. I just want to raise his head, I push my hand under my neck - someone is already carefully helping me, pulling my shoulders. It was worth the doctors' aunts to argue about some missing pills in the pharmacy box - on several sides there were packages of the necessary.
Everything was done, the guy almost calmed down, began to fall asleep, wrapped with pleds, I went to myself. Once three went out to their salon, the patient to visit, and there five or six people are still standing quietly next to them, suddenly help will be needed.
The Far East is a territory of silence, however.
proudly

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №152366
 01.06.2019
We are now like Papuas – all the food from palm trees and the leader instead of the president.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №152365
 01.06.2019
Many times saw the advertisement of the language learning app, the point is that we unlock our phone many times a day, and here every time when unlocking the app shows a new word and its translation. The first few days I liked, even if the most often words were simple, but I remembered their grammar, but on the third day I began to notice that I try to avoid unlocking the phone, even if I just wanted to look at the time or polish the tape. Although before this at any opportunity stuck in the phone)It became clear that the brain is uncomfortable, he does not want to stress again. One of the most stressful situations for the brain is synchronous translation.In general, I hit an application to learn a language, and in the end it saved me from the bad habit of sticking in the phone.

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