One of my Korean students travelled for exchange in the United States and lived in an American family. As soon as the mother of the family asks him: (read slowly, if he understands English) NOW WE WILL EAT a chicken. Have you ever eaten chicken in Russia?

I said a lot of thought over the question and gave out - no, we don't eat chicken, we only eat chicken poor.

The ear came to her.

As history has shown, the most interesting story does not show, but shamefully hides.

Scotch Pashka

From the bushes a cuddly girl cries out: “Pappa! Give me the cowards!”
The entire beach is shaken by the shrimp – and those who don’t know Pashka, and those who know that Pashka is a stolen apricot pudel.

For those who do not understand economics:
The higher the dollar, the higher the price in rubles. The lower the dollar, the higher the price in rubles. Hopefully now everything is clear.

My husband and I used to eat fish pellet at dinner. The nuance was that the test was black. With ink caratica or some other shit, I don’t remember. Well, on the output, respectively, the same color palette, all in dark black colors). I ask him after some time - did you not get scared there in the push after these pelerins? It turns out, he, the poor, completely forgot about the pelmeni and began to google the symptoms, according to which three days of diarrhea and death.

Xxx is a shit. Now even shaking is dangerous, everywhere.



Yyy: Oh, I went over to a nursery trance, and it turned out to be a grandmother. Fu, the ugliness (