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[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32351
 01.07.2010
Sky
The fucking 12 nights.

Sky
Happy in the courtyard such an exhausting soul-breaking cry of female

Sky
"Lewis "Lewis "

Trainspotting
God...

Sky
Then the male

Sky
"Thanks to you!???and "

Trainspotting
Eeee...

Trainspotting
)))))))))

Sky
And then again the woman "will not go out!and "

Trainspotting
Hahahaha

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32350
 01.07.2010
I go here on the day to work, I walk past the bench, and there are three completely inadequate bodies. I hear this dialogue:
How do we get home now?
Let’s get on hand! (The Hickey)
Is it you? How in the hands? We are barely standing on our feet!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №32349
 01.07.2010
You can’t cook any more.
No, I know how to cook. No one knows how to eat it.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32348
 01.07.2010
Talk about the office staff:

XXXI (01.07.2010 09:49)
The bone eats the seeds and coughs like a pig.
The star fucking.

YYYY (01.07.2010 09:54)
Tanya tells me that she has diarrhea again and she took spare pants for the case.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №32347
 01.07.2010
“Yulk, you can blow me up and offend me, but I won’t let you drink with your girlfriends anymore.
And what such?
Why did you wash the strawberries?
What does it mean why? You are the first to get your hygiene, doctor fucking! These "carefully wash the products, they have a lot of infection"!
A marine mail?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32346
 01.07.2010
Yegor Dmitrievich (21:31:52 30/06/2010)
You need to googled.

Igor Dmitrievich (21:32:00 30/06/2010)
by RAGPIG

Yegor Dmitrievich (21:32:19 30/06/2010)
and Ross. by Mr. Academy of Search and Google Studies

and Grisha. (21:32:30 30/06/2010)
Fuck, I googled that abbreviation.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32345
 01.07.2010
and Ozz:
Oooo, the def

and SAD:
Relatively (Rather than a woman)

and Ozz:
The LLL?

and Ozz:
Oh is

and Ozz:
The age? and :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32344
 01.07.2010
Alexander: You obviously don’t like him.
Ulitka: Not even that I didn’t like him. For the last six months, he’s just somehow behaved like I owe him something, and I don’t give it.
Alexander: em... and it’s not he you for the New Year’s Day Mike exclusive took not the evening to pull? The one you were at sea yesterday?
Ulitka: Oh yeah, that’s the problem. Wow, what an evil thing...)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №32343
 01.07.2010
Straga (15:35:39 30/06/2010)
The project department for a week turned into a printing office, engineers went out to work even on weekends (we have such aurals once in a year and a half) and some kind of caller placed boxes with projects near the garbage, well, the cleaning cleaner faithfully performed her duties.

Straga (15:36:12 30/06/2010)
Delivery tonight

Velidzon (15:36:20 30/06/2010)
fucking

Straga (15:36:44 30/06/2010)
There are several engineers working in the washing, the cleaner escaped from the scene.

Straga (15:36:54 30/06/2010)
Searches are conducted

Velidzon (15:37:16 30/06/2010)
) ) )

Straga (15:37:47 30/06/2010)
You know what is Aural in the project department?

Straga (15:38:25 30/06/2010)
The projects will fly to NNN tonight.

Straga (15:41:18 30/06/2010)
I represent the reaction of customers: and what do your projects smell???? to
Velidzon (15:43:01 30/06/2010)
And then the blood.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32342
 01.07.2010
I went to bed yesterday. My husband has been long and hard. I lie down with a book and read. The husband in a dream turns to me, glimps on my shoulder and gives:
What does the dog have to do so badly?
I: O O O...?! to
He continues to glimps on his shoulder and does not wake up:
Well, look, she has the whole side bald...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32341
 01.07.2010
(from the ASCII)
XXX is
by Mikhailovskaya dr.
YYY
I have a day when I kiss Dr. Mikhailovskaya.
YYY
How it coincided!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32340
 01.07.2010
<[Inok at O_O 20:32:33]
<Give Me Cake
<[Inok at O_O 20:32:38]
< There is no package
<[Inok at O_O 20:33:02]
<They put them in my backyard.
<[Inok at O_O 20:33:37]
“Imagine a man walking on the street in sunglasses, in a bagel’s hand with cakes.
<[Inok at O_O 20:47:44]
<Police has stopped
<[Inok at O_A 20:51:59]
<I asked you
<[Inok at_A 20:52:04]
< I have been

Ghosts
:DD

Inok o_o
Country of Idiots

Ghosts
Funny Hole

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32339
 01.07.2010
XXX: three months ago made a new brand of cognac. I haven’t even put it in the portfolio.
XX: And now I gave a bottle of this cognac – 4 years of duration. Something I fear him. O_O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32338
 01.07.2010
<xxx> that is, until I’m officially not married, everyone I sleep with except the main girlfriend is not a mistress?
<yyy> no, just non-essential girls :)
<xxx> I like this approach
<zzz> fact
<yyy> side effects
<yyy> supporting
<yyy> satellites :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №32337
 01.07.2010
Happiness often knocks at the door when the bell doesn’t work.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №32336
 01.07.2010
New Year’s Eve... Extraordinary!
The year 1996 had to meet in South Yakutia. Nürnberg – respect for the city of youth!!!! to
Two friends came to me on New Year’s Eve. The theme with trees is solved very simply - in the forestry you take a ticket for cutting, go to the workplace and rub the New Year's beauty "under the root." The freedom of choice is complete, the problem is only to get to the place. Since I have NIVA, the issue is resolved - we go!! to
Up to 20 to 30 kilometers along the taiga, near the city. I got permission to cut (the penalty is more than exactly 30!!! Once for the illegal corruption of forest plantations), a tail, a pile - advanced.
Comrades on the way, “for a good hunt!” For the New Year!! For that guy!! They take a hot...
They have arrived (almost) On the road stopped twice to smoke and pour out used.
At the second stop, right from the road, we see three tree trees, meters from the road.
50, flat, pyramidal, like a New Year's card - only balls left to hang and a squid!! Just 10 meters from each other.
This is for us!! They were driving after them! Ruby here! Parking on the side, we.
Send it!! to
While I was turning out and killing the car from the road (the rail is snowy, two to go away), a friend took a tail, a saw, and a basement through the snow in the direction of the tree tree... The second is on the side of the road, casts...
The cry of AAAAAA!! and silence... There is no “woodcut”... Traces go in the direction of the tree tree, and then... The hole!! to
We digested the unlucky hunter together for an hour and a half, with our hands, and then removed the cap from the NIVY. Half an hour later they reached him at a depth of about three meters. The new year card trees were the tops of trees standing in the snow-borne wreath. Five to six meters he was able to walk on a hard rope, and then died under the snow with his arms raised up, in which the tail and the saw was pressed. So it stood for two hours, until we dug it out, there was no possibility to move, it was good even to breathe.
We cut down the trees, but not this time.
When I came to that place in the summer for the sake of interest, I realized that the friend was still easily done (I want to say easily done) - the depth of the wreath, i.e. the height of the oils was 20 meters.
Good New Year, Nergy!! to

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32335
 01.07.2010
I laid a baby's nipple next to the plate, it melted and clinged to the table. Gathered in Yandex: how to remove the nipple? I forgot what I was looking for...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32334
 01.07.2010
Oh, trust me, I know what prejudice is!! to
WHY is it interesting?
I work as an accountant...
I am a normal man!!! to
No one believes me =(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32333
 01.07.2010
Mariachi: All the sad girls are calling for socialization with their looks.
Mariachi: Even if that’s what I’m fucking about.
Mariachi: I always complicate things.
Mariachi: All girls are calling for association!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32332
 01.07.2010
In the chat online game "Out of the Rainbow":
XHH: People help, and how to buy shells or even a third game without them

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