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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99921
 01.07.2014
Neighbors, such neighbors
One was tired (or rather even tired) that on the staircase cage some urds left garbage bags, that he wrote from his hand a cider on a sheet in a cage.

I catch who leaves the rubbish
Don’t be offended by the JOB"

PS rubbish has decreased sharply

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99920
 01.07.2014
Comments on the news about the past paint festival in Novosibirsk.

Q: Do you really consider this kind of activity of children to be the norm?? to
WOW: Of course not. The norm is to go to church in the morning, and then for the whole day to the country: water tomatoes, spray beds and whiten the trunks of trees so that they are not hugged by rabbits.
Q: There are only two extremes. Going to church or painting? Do you know more patterns of behavior and life?
WOW: This is a philosophical question. Some believe that there are no two extremes, others believe that there are two extremes – and both are unproven. And also other reasons. On other patterns of behavior, I will say this: either going to church or painting - this is one thing. How would you go to church if you were painted? It is funny. Or, let’s say, another situation that is the opposite. Also funny too. Wherever you go, everywhere, in one word. Here and think.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99919
 01.07.2014
Paul: Hello to you. Please add me to your contact list.

Sorry, do we know each other?

Do you want to see me naked?

Do you want to sacrifice your organs to Satan?

Paul: No

Go on the fucking

See also: XD

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99918
 01.07.2014
The teacher asked to transmit that for the time of practice we are employees of the institute, so take it seriously. Tickets to the sea not to buy, not to try to drown in the river.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99917
 01.07.2014
Homeopathic drugs, in my opinion, can be given through the mouth, through the nose and simply applied without printing the package to the head... The effect of this will not change.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99916
 01.07.2014
Just two titles of different publications about the same news:

In Volgograd, a foreigner who sold spy watches was detained.
In Volgograd, Tajikans were not allowed to sell clocks with a dictionary.

The Tajik James Bond.

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99915
 01.07.2014
xxx: Vanguai series replies articles on the hubre:

16 things you shouldn’t do in Moscow
128 things not worth living in Omsk
1024 Things You Shouldn't Live For

yyy: >>128 things not worth living in Omsk
It was offensive now.

Zzz: Yes, we have only 127 such things in Omsk, why blaspheme? and :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99914
 01.07.2014
Victims of EEG:

Speech from the graduate at the last call (directed to teachers):
You have made an inexorable contribution.

The rapporteur всяко meant "incomprehensible" that there is another meaning of the word...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99913
 01.07.2014
xxx: People, and that for the new virus does not allow, move, delete files on the compilation?
yyy: after "no gives" no need for a spat, I think.
ZZZ: This virus has been installed

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99912
 01.07.2014
Comment from a user from Ukraine, on the 4PDA, to the new tank toy:
EugenLiquor: I also have tank battles in 3D near the exit of the city - the graph is cooler, but if they shake, then you can't restart the level.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99911
 01.07.2014
My husband served in the landing. I suggested to go on August 2 to one of his friends (co-workers, to another city), to mark so to say in a human way.

I'm tired of you wanting to send me out for a while?

I: You know, better not go anywhere, stay with me, I will be quieter.

husband: - ah, the only holiday in the year, when you can rest with men, and you "do not ride".

This is what to say to him?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99910
 01.07.2014
I am very sorry for those who live in % CITY% and get to work in % COMPANY% every day and then back. I lived so, and in order not to get into heavy traffic jams, I had to go to work no later than 6.45 in the morning. From work at the earliest at 7 p.m. The alternative was to drive 1.5-2 hours in one direction.

Now I live closer to work, but I still regularly stood in traffic jams. Even leaving the house at 7.30 in the morning. In the end, I switched to a bicycle, at least for the summer. Yes, to drive longer, but yet guaranteed, no blockages. And the species is much better.

In any case, people here go and go and go. They literally leave. Infrastructure is no longer enough for everyone.
__________________________
If you think this is again about non-ferrous, then you are mistaken - this is one of the "travellers" in San Francisco shares its experience ;)
Z is. Then the ventilator started to shut down, a mess.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99909
 01.07.2014
In addition to the contracts - we do not have a salary in the factory contract. So, the HR department advertises one salary, but they pay a completely different one. "Where did you get that salary? In the personnel department? Let them pay!"

This is not a contract, but a shit.
Article 57 of the TC of the Russian Federation on the Contract of Employment
The employment contract stipulates:...
conditions of remuneration (including the amount of the tariff rate or salary (official salary) of the employee, additional payments, surcharges and incentive payments);

Go to the labor inspection, they will be shocked and delighted that the entire factory has been placed on the Russian Federation.
There is a common situation when a minimum is indicated in the contract, the words promise more, but this "more" can and press. But a contract without a payment indication is something. Are you paid your salary there? Or also to the staff department send: "in the salary agreement is not said? OK promised - let OK and pay"?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99908
 01.07.2014
Salary is enough to lead a woman only by looking.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №99907
 01.07.2014
In one district school, the teacher of the junior classes had to be certified for the category. She prepared for this for a whole month, composed not a lesson, but a whole fairy tale.
So the day “D” came, the hour “C”. Two daughters come from the slope, sitting behind one of the back pairs.
The teacher gives the installation for the lesson:
Children, we will have a very interesting lesson today. To be really interesting to you, I invited two monkeys to a lesson.
And with these words, she sits under the table to get two plush toys.
And the children, as a team, turn to the back of the party, look at the monkey.
However, the teacher has successfully...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99906
 01.07.2014
After his wife's phrase "So I want a fried salty strawberry," the father of seven children lost consciousness.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99905
 01.07.2014
On the prohibition of smoking, I will throw it into the fan.

And did you know that a person over the age of 30 who abruptly quit smoking (in less than one year) has a risk of developing ischemic heart disease? And those who abruptly quit after 45 years have a 40% chance of getting a heart attack within a year?

People start smoking “for pleasure” or “for pleasure” and then smoke all their lives because it becomes a necessity. So don’t take laws to fight smokers, no matter how bad you do them, they’ll still smoke. Anti-smoking laws should protect from smoking those who are not still smoking, not those for whom it is a necessity. For now, I see only a four-fold increase in the price of cigarettes and various mocking, increasing the degree of anger of the population.

Z is. 24 years old, medical student, I do not smoke.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99904
 01.07.2014
[17:26:08] <Neo`> fuck
[17:26:11] <Neo`> tanks are burning
[17:26:21] <Neo`> for the boat farming fun for a month - well, shit, I sit waiting
[17:26:49] <Neo`> until the end of the punishment there is a week, a letter comes from the day: "Dear Neo`, try the game there is a surprise waiting for you!"
[17:27:02] <Neo`> I try to enter - and there is a messaging message: "Tadayaam, ban you extended for another month!"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №99903
 01.07.2014
How good to be alone. You can talk to yourself, without feeling on yourself dull eyes, like a fool. You can listen to your favorite music without headsets. You can watch porn when you want. You can walk naked around the apartment and curl when you want. You can play Counter-Strike and scream "Bla da as a Taak!" In the whole throat. You can boil and smoke calyan under your favourite old good movies, and roast at least all night. When you are alone, you are free. When you are alone, you are you. How nice it is to be alone!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №99902
 01.07.2014
I want to add
About a man who bought an electric tool for 9000p to assemble a desk for his first-class daughter with his own hands.
>XXXX: Of course, it is not worth the money for the sheep. But it is not a means for me.
> and earnings. I bought the tool gradually. I have a friend hunter. I have him one day.
> calculated the cost of a kilogram of mined straw. The wild number. But how
> count his enjoyment of hunting?

If you increase the number of furniture, the return increases sharply. Looking for where they can make a kitchen setup on order (the kitchen is small, you need to turn around). The cheapest (honestly doubtful) offer is 18000r. The company has 28,000 r. Of these, 4000R is design. I refused to take my work). I decided to do it myself.
The result: I collected a kitchen for 20 thousand, but (!) In this price included oven and plate for 7000r. It took about 5000r for the material, 7000r for the tool. Approximately 1000 for transportation.
At the same time, I spent 2 hours in the evening for two weeks and two Saturdays completely on assembly. At my p/p of about 150 p. per hour it is 4000 p "time". The result is that the project has been fully paid. There is also an instrument in hand.

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