As long as people are patient and silent, you can’t think about it.

Everyone told them they were not a pair because they were completely different. But Leha still filed an application to marry and on the same day went to the production practice in Tambov to the Pigment factory.

From the very beginning, Lehe’s practice was not lucky. He had to fall shortly before everyone, in order to have time to get married before September, and fate tried every way to prevent it.

On the second day of his stay, Leha knocked his hand on the door of the dormitory, the door was painted with oil paint window glass, which no one suspected, Lehe cut his hand so hard that he had to call an ambulance.

After Lechka was released from the injury point with a tailored arm, he was taken into a shake.

He healed his hand, he used to swim in Tsnu and cut off his leg in 27 places with a rugged bark at the bottom. An ambulance, a trauma point, a shaker. They are there as guards.

Then he caught the inflammation of the middle ear. Lie for a week. It was very painful. Within a week he stopped sickness, in connection with which he was bitten by a snake, but immediately lucky - it was already.

Finally, a rare day, I went to work. The practitioners carried a polyisobutylene workshop full of various chemical equipment. And here is Leha sitting at the door of the shop on a barbecue with the girls. In the casket, as required. And his head shrugged. He removed the cascade. At the same time, someone found in another very corner of the shop, meters in twenty, a very beautiful Italian screw M12. With English arrows to open and close on the head. All in brilliant chrome. I found it, looked at it and threw it out so as not to bother. Behind the back where no one was.

Bolt funnyly scratched ten times from the equipment and pipelines, the last time somehow skillfully pulled off the stainless steel pipe, flew out of the workshop and fit Lehe in the forehead, a second after removing his protective headscarf. Leha breathed and put on the helmet back. Therefore, no one immediately noticed that the swollen cushion clearly read the reversed English letters: “open-closed.”

When Leah arrived, he married. Forty years live soul-to-soul, although they both said that they were not a couple completely. The strangest thing is that in these years, Leha has not even cut a shave once. Although it’s okay, it’s not in the account, it’s electric.

Give a man a fish and he will be full for a day.
Give a man a snack and he will be satisfied all his life.
Give a man a religion and he will die of hunger, asking God for fish.

Dialogue with the Brazilian:

Are you in Russia for the first time?

- Yes

And what impressions?

I expected it to be colder.

How is it in Brazil now?

It is winter there.

And what she is?

It’s like a summer in Peter.