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[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116786
 01.08.2015
On the weekend we go for a walk with my wife. A mother and a daughter aged 5 to 6 are in front of them. The girl is shaking something on her, apparently asking for something. Mother turns to her and asks: Do you want to eat ice cream? No cats today!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116785
 01.08.2015
Why am I? To the fact that it is necessary to teach their children not how to use contraceptives, but to learn to understand people and how to find their own person, so that they can be together until old age.
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Why does one exclude the other? Even in marriage with a soul mate, family planning was not cancelled.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116784
 01.08.2015
<volldark>: All the Irish brothers in the holiday! I wish you a stable connector, smooth ping and adequate usernames! Today, on the occasion, we will go to the polygon of roast powder, mahatso on swords, roast powder, havat shashchiki, roast powder - and so on for three days))) Oh yeah, we will drink more beer)
Sherlock Holmes> will you drink beer?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116783
 01.08.2015
The Seeker Found:
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And you know, when a husband/wife is selected by parents, it can and should be listened to? The experience of the older generation, worn in the sea of life is not superfluous. In my youth I had a senior class. Not disgusting, not beautiful, not stupid, did not hide any work to work. No, I didn’t like it categorically!Take a walk, drink a drink, sing a song, yes! My mom told me so! We met after 25 years. I have two divorces and he has two. We live in soul. I think, or maybe I should have listened to my mom then, and got married to a good, but such an uninteresting guy? And he says that then he would love to marry me, but I was looking for a brighter, more varied bird.
and...
Everything happened right to you. Do not worry. Then, with a 99% probability, you would run away in another year. Youth, characteristic of youth, maximalism and other...
And now, you are two wise life-experienced people who have really found each other. Understand what you have in each other and why. Knowing how to feel, not conceal it with unnecessary persistence, etc. and etc.
It is right)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116782
 01.08.2015
All Admins with a professional holiday! Ura to!
First toast to the localhost!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116781
 01.08.2015
- Dear, I understand that diet and all things, but you can't kiss a person who just ate a sandwich - it's already overwhelming.

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