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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101234
 01.08.2014
From the classic:
Dupac is a condition in which a man can stay without knowing it, if, of course, he does not have a wife.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101233
 01.08.2014
I invented the caroche, we originally take fresh 10-flow eggs and send them by post from Moscow to Vladivostok, this package will not be forgotten by the Russian Post.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101232
 01.08.2014
Comment on the video about the car collected by a man from different parts of the vase / Moscow (Kozov - Kozov pod Lamborghini):
I would have looked at the guys who from Lamborghini would have assembled the VAZ 2106.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101231
 01.08.2014
Yesterday night came to my head.
This is why men’s dignity is sometimes called "end". The women of this dignity- "end"- understandable thing, no. Does this mean that every single woman is infinite?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101230
 01.08.2014
Obama needs to be pursued in all directions as long as he is stuck in Ukraine and weak, Bricks to buy out the Argentine debt – rolling out a bunch of green fantasies. Until the dollar has collapsed to try to buy out U.S. industrial enterprises and try to take away what cannot be taken out - to destroy, as claims are made to other countries - to offer a ransom in exchange for giving small territories to the BRICS ownership.
YYY: Well, how do you put out our plan here?))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101229
 01.08.2014
by Google Chrome. Simple, fast and secure web browser. The 64-bit version
XXX: Now a single tab is enough for chrome to devour all of your memory.

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