Konik: the morning in the subway, everything as usual, on Taganka I eat in the first wagon, but the people still dofiga, the doors are already closed - but a full uncle has time to climb into the closing door. The doors close and open again, and again and again, I stand next to the wall that separates the driver’s cab and the car, and I hear clearly: you are a fucker, on!
The man is still pressed.)

Oh, I go, I go... Behind me, the mother is mocking the child... On the left, a girl with a dog is walking... On the right, a boy on the bench hugs a bottle... Behind him, the man holds a butterfly... And I am going alone...Why is no one mocking me for stupid deeds? Why is no one walking with me late in the evening? Why not embrace him with the same respect? Why will no one stand up or hold when I fall?
Because you are lazy! She didn’t have to tell her that she had small breasts, idiot!! to

From the grandfather on the green six managed to leave the courtyards. He has a weak manoeuvre. Look in the mirror more often, it will not hurt anyway.

Lawfulness and taxes? Not in this country, go off with your taxes! If these same taxes went to retirees, to help veterans of the Soviet Union, and not to the pocket of the fat bastard from the state Duma, then there would be another conversation. Home on the ruble, here are your taxes. The new Bentley Deputy - here are your taxes. The best villas in the world are your taxes. As long as this continues, it makes no sense to pay the same taxes.
Pray that you do not plunge, because you are linkable...

I go to work today. I stop at the light. The green six rolls to the right, my grandfather blinking from there.
I was terrified!

### In the chat "EmoCore" comes Plotnik
Q: All of this is in this chaotique!!! to
@Linokočka: PriffFet!!! ?
A: You are dumb! by Delta!
Tagged with: O_O

I saw a picture here in contact, the company of such harsh guys with zigzags stand. Barbed, leather jackets, all things. The faces are covered with black rectangles so painted that they cannot be recognized.
Everything is listed below!! This is Sasha Kustov, this is Dima Sokolov.
Add to friends.

Why is the amount of Internet traffic not indicated in the subsistence minimum?

XXX: Hi my colleagues!
I have been traveling in the city for many years on a car and only the first year on a bicycle. How and what drivers indicate by signals - I understand more or less (morning / biking / crash / at night without dimensions, etc.), but here is how and what to indicate the problem of the biker - a dark forest.
In this regard, a request to experienced senior comrades: maybe someone would write a post about designations?
Thus e. How to show that:
He stopped not writing but broke.
Tagged with: m"dack
Needed help
Something useful, who remembers?

In short, I’ll teach you everything. Children are so small, god.
To show that the driver is the driver, you need to go off, and shoe down the mirror. This is a generally accepted gesture, all drivers understand it.
To show that you broke, you need to stand on the side, the bike is disassembled in half, around the screwdriver, and the owner beats his head about the concrete fence.
To show that someone is driving without dimensions, you need to connect to him in the salon through the rear glass at a speed of 50 km / h.
To show that you need help, you need to lie on the side, in a bloodshed.
To show that help is no longer needed, you need to lie on a flat layer along the road.
To show that you have stopped writing, you have to place the bike across the roadway and turn your face in the direction of movement.
To thank - on the lighthouse to knock on the window to a good driver with a cake and cognac.

HYYYYYY! On TNT advertising of DOMA2 scratching: "The court banned us! To build love is immoral.and "
It is good! )

<Bagger> this is a mystery. Without a clue, do you want to break your brain?
<Ruby> There are 4 words in Russian. Three of them end in -so: meat, prose, wheel, name the fourth.
<UncleFedor> railroad
<UncleFedor> go ahead

A plastic glass, thrown from the tribune, hit the head of reserve referee Martin Vilchek and cut off his forehead, reports AR"
eee...German plastic is made at the "Chelyabinsk steelprocat"?? to

The salary day. Salary is delayed. There was a turn at the boss’s door. Everyone talks quietly. "...it won’t be, wt I heard.,", "...crises...", "...the big purchase yesterday was made, there is probably no money...", "What we stand for is not clear. It is already so clear that there will be no wages...". From the crowd a young man cries out.
So go on!! Cheats to!
Everyone is turning. The guy with his left hand grabbed his right hand and aggressively pulling her says:
Shut up! To whom said? Cheats to!

Why can’t I go to bed the same day I woke up?? to

lisnake: Of course it’s not very pleasant to admit this, but since I cleaned up the room, the wifi signal has changed from "weak" to "very good"

A paper with the inscription "9 liv" is attached to the cable.
Below, another handwriting "9 live, 9 will live"

I thought I understood something in life until one day I saw a sewer that closed to the castle from the inside.

I am amazed by the ingenuity of Russian people: One of my acquaintances communicated with a girl on VKontakte and all wanted to send her flowers home, but could not know the number of the apartment... knew only the number of the house in which she lives...
So, one night, he sent her a video he made, in which there was nothing but the rapidly changing colors of the picture, and advised to look at the entire screen... she did everything as he asked... And at this time two of his friends stood on different sides of the house and burned in which window this "color music" would begin.
I sent flowers. For three years together...

I call her and say:
So, my dear, my business is over.
I came to the apartment, and she was already frozen, and the pants took away. Five with her! Why do I have no sense of humor?

Deaz (04:44:52 31/07/2009)
Pope invites Tymoshenko to the Vatican

Sith (04:45:11 31/07/2009)
I am afraid to ask why...

Sith (04:45:19 31/07/2009)
What to burn?