Yesterday, for the first time, I dreamed of having eight hands, not to inspire horror, but to work faster in the car.

Yesterday at work comes a TV engineer and extending instructions says - read and sign up. I read. From the rust I begin to slowly suffocate. Ing is in shock. Without a single word, I point my finger to the phrase and continue to roast. The phrase "Dismantling equipment with the aim of further theft through theft" is prohibited. The engineer (a young man 26 years old) catches up and begins to rust himself. After which, resting out, he issued the phrase - "Yes shit, fools. It would not be normal to write - Don't screw up to sp######t!" Before the end of the change was in precipitation

Are you a programmer?
I: Well...
Are you a programmer?
I: Oh...
You are a programmer???! to
I: Well... by profession yes.
Then reprogram Excel!! to

How to do something useful.
Well, or at least pleasantly.
XHH: Onanism not to offer

111: In the city, from part was still selected?
22: Yesterday was
111 Where was he? What did he?
222 Drink a whisky. Fucked the girl.
Have you ever eaten ice cream?
222 : No
111: Hahaha... friend... you have a bad uval =(

WowVital > I have a stitch on the phone 666 rubles 76 kopecks
WowVital > do you know how to spend exactly 10 copies?

WILK
I have another, he has a daylight on August 2. 'mnj of the preamble

WILK
Ambulance: summer, drunkenness, the celebration of the daylight. I decided to go for a walk. We go, the weddows are on the bench. Wow, you are so fun. We note the deer. OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Come here, you will be the son of the regiment! ?
Here are the mentions. Sitting in dress. by kindness of spirit decided to invite them to the table so to say))
So fast running menta the world has never seen, I’m sure.
And standing behind them with glasses and cries.

Escaping from the advertisement, I stumbled upon some boxing match.
It showed a slow repeat. The white heels well to the dirty heels on the left. The one, trying to resist, overtaking his legs, ran through the whole ring and stumbled into the ropes, where he remained lying without movement.
A commentator in support of the defeated broadcasts:
He was flying, but in his eyes burned the thirst for battle.

Coffee, 15:04:34
Let’s talk about what to be a friend!!! Not about the trolls!!! to

Doctor Cake at 15:05:05
About what? and :)

Coffee, 15:05:26
I don’t know, but not about the trolls!!!! to

Doctor Cake at 15:05:45
The sea cats?

Coffee, 15:06:03
Let me...

I would love to go on a diet!
Husband: What is hindering you?
The feeling of hunger!

Written by Devil-V
By midnight and my internet turned into a butterfly.

Sip: Leha asked the question-and you can increase your Aikyu as a thread
Sid: I can
Send SMS to the number. and. and.

You printed something, I broke you.

You smoke again.? to
YYY I do not smoke, I think!
8 What is smoke?
YYY Mosque is overheated =))

SKAboarder: Do you hear that Ubuntu updated?? to
DasTert: No... and I am...
SKAboarder: What are you?
DasTert: nuu... I put a win7 and this... oan I liked :(
SKAboarder: That’s crazy... You’d better say you’re gay... I honestly didn’t expect that!!!!! to

White Angel: I am so pleased to communicate with you.
White Angel: You know, and even good that I told you that.
White Angel: It was so easy for me...
White Angel: Danya, are you here?
GREE – I’m here!

xxx: It's interesting, now I went to the bathroom, and there the spider slips, I turned on the crane, I picked up the water in the hand and threw it into it, he did not die, I again, he did not die again, from the fourth time only killed...

Wow: Yes, it’s all simple, the spider has 100 HP, the water stroke takes 25 HP, all that!

You are with your games again.

X: Will you come tomorrow?
YYY: I will come
XXX when?
When are you comfortable?
XXX tomorrow
YYY: Tomorrow and I will come.
XXX is OK. Agreed
YYY: well
XXX until tomorrow

From Lineage 2

You are all out!
SuicideBlonde entertained the chat player Vilaeson for 30 minutes reason: caps.

Witch/Pirowok: Where is my portion of laughter?
She holds her mouse.