There lived in our dormitory a boy who had a hamster.

In the summer, all the students leave the dormitory. That guy has gone too. The hammer left. He left the refrigerator with the foods he turned off. But that’s not all, I left a potato under the bed and a pot of soup on the table.

Now to the most terrible. In general, after a couple of days without the owner, the hamster declined, lost weight, and got out of his cage. I went looking for food and found a pot with soup. He went to her where he drowned safely. And this is all good: the turned-off refrigerator, the soup with the drowned hamsters and the potatoes under the bed were lying in a closed jacquard room, from early July to mid-August.

Durban in the summer is a very warm city. And when everyone slowly began to come together, the neighbors began to hear that shit.

I called the commander with the keys. and seized. A bunch of cockroaches, mosquitoes that eat the potatoes, larvae and a bunch of flies near a pot with soup. A very smelly refrigerator. The refrigerator had to be thrown out, not washed. The room had to be washed for a week, the wallpaper failed all this, everything had to be ripped, washed and washed. The first day, it was done in respirators. The man was expelled from the community, without the right to settle.

I constantly forget everything. Therefore :

You can watch good movies many times. I don’t even remember what the movie was about.

I can tell the same story several times.

I will not reveal your secrets because I will not remember them.



It is a pity that I have no friends. Maybe they are, I just forgot.

Career is made by the shit inside of you, not your dignity.

Russian North, An-2 is preparing for a flight from a small city to the regional center. The passengers are already sitting, the pilot enters the door, located near the tail, and passes through the entire cabin into the cabin. This is a very young man, a representative of one of the northern peoples. To him with astonishment addresses the capital lady, who returns from a business trip:
I am sorry! Will we fly with you?! to
The pilot turns to her and says with a smile:
If you really want, you can try it without me.

If you are told that you live in a great empire, do not rush to rejoice: it is very likely that you are a slave.