I finally bought a cigarette with threatening inscriptions.
Agk: I can see that it has the reverse effect.
Agk: bought 4 packs, all 4 inscriptions different
Agk: I want to buy more, know what else will be written

I laugh at myself)

He studied for himself in the universe, walked: retired, then recovered. studied well... Oh well!! Agenda for the Army.
I went to the military. They say "Oh, you will go to the VVD! In 2 weeks, go to the army" Departure...BAH! They say we will take it in the spring...
The Spring. Blue hair is foolish. Forbidden: "Your psychological type does not fit in any kind of Russian troops"
Autumn...this is my 3rd time on the 2nd course or take the job of a soft toy seller?

M: "Oh, gravity, you are heartless shit!" (c)
Yes, I think it every time I look at my chest.

News on ferre.ru
Ukrainian Foreign Ministry wants to ban "VKontakte"
Commentary :
If the title reduces the double point, the intrigue will be more

My blonde colleague is sitting behind the comp and after a minute of scrolling the mouse wheel gives out: 'eh, what a big exel...'

Minya always liked the phrase "VAZ engineers developed..." immediately the weight of the concept "Engineer" falls into the area of the plinth. We need to say "The craftsmen of the VAZ have invented..." or there "The men of the VAZ have invented..."

by KoS [11:08]
We had a guy on Friday to work from the badun came and knocked on the computer)))
by KoS [11:08]
Now he has a new computer.

I gave my sister a lie detector on the DR, which strikes (well, in general, she loves to torture people). He handed the gift, then immediately sat down on the chair, folded the detector, sharply attached to the table, fixed her hand, turned it on, played music like "who wants to be a millionaire", and asked if she liked the gift. It turned out to like.
Satisfied ^_^

[9:51:09] MJSN1k: So you have a new number?)
[9:51:30] MJkos: no shit, old only with other numbers)))

The year 2012. The December.
It was half dark. A small rain
He knocked on the roofs and on the roofs of houses. The light approached me closely and said, “I am cold.” I felt her warm breath and said, “Warm your hands in my pockets.” She put her hand in the right pocket of my pants. Since the pockets were broken, and there were no cowards on me, she touched and began to feel something very hot. Then she looked at me and asked:
What is it?
I had nothing to answer:
This is the end, light.

Rour: Oh, I have a stall flowing.
Mod: o_o
You need a girl.

Oh well healthy. How to do?
On a vacation :)
So why in the city? What about the sea, girls?
and ha. The bathroom, the bathroom, the house :) Rest in Russian.

rastamanchik: and in general, who covers the matyucs with all sorts of stars, will be in paradise boy looking with black squares!

He is: Well please?
She: What will happen to me?
Noah, I’ll show you something.
How was it yesterday? The fifth?

and Lena:
Let’s be friends?

by Alexander:
Sorry, but how to make friends with a person who has a head on the avatar to the semi-nude figure terribly crisp (likely in paint), turned into the camera in an unnatural posture, disproportionately large relative to the body and not throwing shadows?
Thank you, but a vampire-hydrocephalus with a curved neck is not my companion.

and Lena:
Go you go! This is not my head!

A friend writes: her husband is driving, he sees mint mashed with his hand straight, brakes... takes documents, comes out of the car, approaches mint. That "What do you need?"... well you’re going to stop...."I’ve driven the fly away";