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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №9417
 01.09.2008
Today is mine:
Do you remember what happened last night?
I am such:
I have slept...
She is:
“You were shouting in a dream, I woke you up and asked, ‘Did you have a nightmare?’ I tell you, say, don’t sleep the shake – otherwise it will continue, and you turn your back to me and answer – I know where the shake lies and you fall asleep.

Fuck, I’m sitting in the rain. ?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №9416
 01.09.2008
Vanya: fucking, you won't find a normal guy, just a pedicure around.
Max: O_O

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