Who Pingged Ulan Bator?
YYY: Well I am.
No more your Ulan Bator.

(from internal correspondence of technical support of one of the master providers)

I want to be cremated!
I’ll burn it for the last time 😉

[diamant] A girlfriend came to her wife, she plays with our York, she licked her dogs in the face, she kissed her dog in the mouth - oh what a sweet, oh what a sweet.
[diamant] then grit like this: chatta he smells like you
[diamant] and I am her: and this he was on the floor, and I stumbled his mouth in the sassy

It was wrong to call September 1 the Day of Knowledge.
I should have called it Internet Liberation Day.

When I put my hand on the refrigerator pen, my cat falls into trance, her eyes expand, and in them a running line: FALL COLLABAS! Falling the collar!

x: okay, fuck it, on the mineral, on the salt... but on the fig on the toilet paper to write "No GMO"?!!! to
U: so it can be used in the production of sausages without GMOs :)

xxx: suddenly the speed of the internet became as stated in the contract.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Look at the calendar 😉
At the end of the day, the school will finally take it.

From the online game forum
Does it make sense to change the dreamcatcher to an exorcist?
No, no, I am going to school in the morning.

<[Real]muskus> well, again: "I have a problem, timely put 900r". Somewhere the obaltus grows, thinking of me as a mother, and he is up again. and sadness*
<scarabay> [Real]muskus: and you will break his dream of mother? How cruel you are.
<[Real]muskus> scarabay: As a wise mother, I can’t deprive my child of the opportunity to rise on the solid ground of financial independence on his own.
Scarabay is delighted: what a nobleness!

heard on the beach.

A five-year-old girl wrapped a toy horse in a shirt.

Grandma: It is very hot. Christine, give me a cloth.
D: He is on a horse.
Why is he a horse? She is not alive.
D: She is alive.
B: I am still alive.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I am I! And the rope? And why is there no contact, Mommy is worried.

YYY: So you can smoke, drink beer and fuck at home, but you can’t fuck on the internet?

Announcement in the forum:

"I sell a very beautiful set of underwear. For a long time I did not dare to sell it, but the chest of something does not grow and does not grow, so..."

They are not strange.
Wear clothes in China.
They drive Japanese cars.
Wearing " Italian" shoes
Using a Taiwanese PC with an American OS.
They use Korean phones.
They speak Albanian.
Drinking Czech beer.

Russia for the Russians. Not a fucking shit?

During the hunger years I drank tea. Take a cup, go to the neighbors. "Girls, pour the boiling pot, or Seroga has broken our cup of tea." Go to the next. “Girls, you can shoot the cupcake, or Siroga’s last bag of tea in the morning. The next one says that Serogah has finished the last sugar from the morning. And the last one says that Siroga ate all the bread for breakfast. and believed. The serpent is such. He could.

In Russia there are two problems: fools and roads.
YYY: and corruption
YYY: And it was
YYY: And it’s just GIBD...

I washed the cat. You will not wash forcibly.

Judging by the fact that as a child I was wrapped in a blanket and imagined that I was a whirlwind that would eat a man-eater, I had mental disorders from an early age.

< xXx> the day was
< xXx> walked girl from the gas service checked pipes and plates
< xXx> when she came I was in the sink
< xXx> quickly run out dress first hit pants opened the door
< xXx> well she went I brought her to the kitchen and the tubes at me behind the closet
< xXx> begins to move the closet
< xXx> shifted
< xXx> I'm turning to her mol type let's see
< xXx> and her face is red
< xXx> she so hecticly quickly checked and ran away.
< xXx> shoes hardly had time to wear so rushed
< xXx> and I forgot my soap
< xXx> I think she was so scared
< xXx> went to the box to smoke
< xXx> and I hear in the ass of the wind blows
< xXx> looked at the pants and there hole in the floor ass
< xXx> and I haven't even worn a coward (
< xXx> I still have a terrible hairy ass of which everyone is afraid

- = max = :
Prakoli, one acquaintance told, his family lives there, Armenians, that is. So they had a daughter, named Aminet. And that’s the most interesting of her father’s names are Soso.) Amnesty is soothing))
and Mate:
Happy school years await Aminet Sosoevna =D

Answer to Mailer.
How to make a million without giving in the ass?
A: But I have a question to the affair (not for practical use, right, but purely out of curiosity): how to earn a million by giving in the ass?